Jack Hughman

Hey Chief, I got your brats and the Old Style

No dancing

[Jack Hughman @Trader1Ready]

My influence on my kids will result in either:

A) Them going to Harvard

Or

B) Them torturing animals the rest of their lives

Still a coin flip 🪙

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Footage of a mommy dolphin and her baby playing together.. 😊

Spotted today in the Wadden Sea, near Lauwersoog.

[Jack Hughman @Trader1Ready]

@USMNT @CocaCola Stop with the stupid pride gear

[Fitz🍀 @CheapSeats411]

Arlington Heights about to be home to the largest SPIRIT HALLOWEEN in the world.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Biden admin downed ‘UFO’ that turned out to be Boy Scouts balloon, per NYP.

[Carl Jung Archive @QuoteJung]

“All addictions are a low level search for God.”

- Carl Jung

[George Washington 🇺🇸 @YN_Washington]

They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time

[Jack Hughman @Trader1Ready]

Being the governor that lost the Bears to Indiana should mean a lifetime deep dish ban

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

JB Pritzker wants to be President of the United States, yet is such an incompetent buffoon that he's about to be known as the Illinois Governor who lost the Chicago Bears to Indiana.

[Fotballandslaget @nff_landslag]

Norway is coming🇳🇴

[Jack Hughman @Trader1Ready]

Still believe crypto cannot reach maturity as an asset class until Saylor and Fartcoin are both gone

[Negligible Capital @negligible_cap]

*BROADCOM SHARES EXTEND DECLINE TO 12% DURING EARNINGS CALL

Hock Tan accidentally started the $AVGO call reading the Q2 2025 prepared remarks.

Rough start. $AVGO down 12% now

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The International Atomic Energy Agency believes Iran’s nuclear risks are now higher than before the Iran War began on February 28th.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Parents: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Stripper: “I love you”

[Jack Hughman @Trader1Ready]

So 186g then?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Crumbl cookie company releases drink with 186,000mg of sugar — leading to outrage, calls to make the drink illegal.

[Jack Hughman @Trader1Ready]

Just buy every single dip

[Jack Hughman @Trader1Ready]

Worst thing that can happen to the market is Twitter goes down. Pres will be slower to get all the deal news out

[Jack Hughman @Trader1Ready]

Heard tonight there is Frankenberry Cereal Moon
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