Jonas Andersson

Agile coding architect. Trailrunner. Tradclimber. Freeskier.

[Jonas Andersson @tradjonas]

Snart klart för kvällens invigning av vårt nya #sartorius-kontor

[cgosimon @cgosimon]

OH: Apparently this Scrum thing is so great you need a person on every team dedicated to forcing the others to do it

[G K @ghkero]

@tastapod entertaining the crowd at @umejug comparing software development to surgery

[Jonas Andersson @tradjonas]

Trying to make yesterdays masterclass with @tastapod Fit In My Head, so I can learn software even faster today

[Umeå JavaForum @umejug]

We are happy to welcome @tastapod to Umeå and @umejug on the 11/9! More info at https://t.co/FmdAUgHj6A

[Jonas Andersson @tradjonas]

Shame on @HBOnordic, you should support swedish characters in your password. And if you don't, please tell us about it!

[Jonas Andersson @tradjonas]

”Never write a multiline lambda, unless tour showing why it’s a bad idea”

[Jonas Andersson @tradjonas]

Having a blast listening to @venkat_s talking about Java 8 Idioms

[Dr. Wesley McGrew @McGrewSecurity]

Somebody make a honeypot screen locker:
- shortcut activates but doesn’t visibly lock screen
- until mouse or keyboard movement when it takes a photo through the webcam
- then it locks and only deleted photo if you successfully auth
- timeouts back to trap mode https://t.co/4GXvvIdYIR

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

A few hours ago I posted the South American version on this classic #map showing the number of Metal Bands in Europe per million residents. Some asked for the European version again. https://t.co/qRiGoxussd

[Scott Helme @Scott_Helme]

We need more phishing sites on HTTPS! https://t.co/0T4v15Jb4d

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand." - Martin Fowler

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"You can have the project:

🕒 Done on time
💲 Done on budget
✅ Done properly

Pick two." − Unknown

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"Beauty is more important in computing than anywhere else in technology because software is so complicated. Beauty is the ultimate defence against complexity." - David Gelernter

[Jonas Andersson @tradjonas]

Barn är inte till Salu! Gör som @umejug stöd Musikhjälpen. #mh2017 https://t.co/4gOKUnHqR6

[Paul Bakker @pbakker]

Deleting old code after a big refactoring is one of the most gratifying things in software development. #DeleteDrivenDevelopment

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.” - Steve McConnell

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"Haskell is faster than C++, more concise than Perl, more regular than Python, more flexible than Ruby, more typeful than C#, more robust than Java, and has absolutely nothing in common with PHP." — Autrijus Tang

[Jonas Andersson @tradjonas]

Ooops! https://t.co/BDhJOplmdF

[Lemi Orhan Ergin @lemiorhan]

Dear @AppleSupport, we noticed a *HUGE* security issue at MacOS High Sierra. Anyone can login as "root" with empty password after clicking on login button several times. Are you aware of it @Apple?

[LileaPurrl @LileaPurrl]

You can change your brain without drugs. You do it every day. #MyOneScienceTweet