Κοαλεμος

Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have the plague. Then see a doctor.

[Κοαλεμος @Tragic_Fool]

@gexfanaccount @lilsimsie I WAS ABOUT TO POST THAT

[Κοαλεμος @Tragic_Fool]

@atdanwhite This is why Kevin said you're not great at picking out jewelry. Personally I think it looks fantastic, but I've been known to be quite obtuse in the past.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

My wife’s coworker Kevin is legit the best dude on the planet. Got us a $400 bottle of wine for our anniversary. (I didn’t like it but I’m not really a wine guy)

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

And just found these in her car. Unreal. Really hope Kevin finds someone (his wife passed a few years back).

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Lots of DMs about my wife’s coworker Kevin. I’ll try to get to all of them.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

So proud of my wife’s marathon training.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Wow. Talk about appreciating your employees. My wife’s coworker Kevin just hand-delivered her company holiday gift. She literally can’t stop crying. Merry Christmas!

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

horse: *walking into a bar*

bartender: ha ha why the long face?

horse: why do you still conform to western beauty standards in a world where diversity is ever expanding and highly influenced by intercultural understandings and practices

bartender: holy fuck a talking horse

[Κοαλεμος @Tragic_Fool]

@Cinnabon No

[Κοαλεμος @Tragic_Fool]

@OFPOTTERISMS I'm sorry, what now?

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Coming out of the bathroom with white powder on my nose, not bc of drugs but bc I was cupping parmesan into my mouth

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@PopBase Oh my god is nothing sacred anymore

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@barmo_co Twitter advertisers discover forks

[Cinnabon @Cinnabon]

love makes u do crazy things

[Κοαλεμος @Tragic_Fool]

@DIVINITYSCARRED

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@Marshadow_Slime @xxixzzix @mcsquiddies That is the Stay puff marshmallow man