The damn gremlins next door keep knocking on my window and yelling POLICE - f&ck around and find out kids. Point that little nerf AK at me one more time and I swear 😤 it’s too early for this shiz
Some of you’ve never found yourselves high AF , sobbing into a vegan cheese stick during THAT scene in Kate Winslet’s The Holiday, and it really shows 😒
Anyone else binge P-Valley and just out here boppin’ around like, “her name is M crooked letter crooked letter I crooked letter crooked letter I humpback humpback I I I” or... ? 😂🤦🏼♀️ #PValley#Starz
25 years ago today on March 31, 1995 the world lost the incomparable Selena Quintanilla. She was and always will be the ultimate artist, icon and inspiration for many of us. I adore her with all my being. Selena, today and forever we'll be dreaming of you. Rest in power, Queen.
Amazing how quickly we can pass laws when 12 die from a flavored e-cig, but do jack s&it to protect our children when statistically a school shooting happens 1 in every 77 days🤔🤔#VapingBan#1in77
Me at 11am: I’m only spending $100 at the casino guys Me at 12pm: by myself in the bingo hall sipping ginger ale trying to figure out how I’ve already spent that $100 plus $35 on pull tickets 🙈