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One thing I learned in 2025: If you don’t take a poop, you can’t go to the circus.

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@StateDept @RepCarlos Badass, even.

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@JohnnyLCKai Sensei this happens on every poll post. The first post always shows up “unavailable” when I click on the actual poll reply.

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@TedNugent Madman

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#1 alltime stage entrance!

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@NWSCPC Wait. Wait. Are you telling me it's going to be hot in Florida in...

*checks notes

The middle of fucking Summer?

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@NWSCPC BREAKING NEWS: Florida is hot

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@_Re_UPS Yeah how dare he call the guy who murdered his son a bad name?

Fuck you.

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@RobertKennedyJr I would break my neck

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Wonder Woman

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@dickandcomix How awful

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@JebraFaushay Green discharge, to nobody’s surprise

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@libsoftiktok Why are they sexualizing children?

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@aelfred_D

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@EndWokeness @HuajatollaChic1 Wow she got a haircut

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@Notwokenow Story checks out

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@Mixthecattt GOOD

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@SenatorWarnock He’s stopping fraud.

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OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️

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@Criminalsimpson The Simpsons had nonstop bangers for years.

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@insanemrktplace “Good afternoon, what the fuck?”