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English-to-German HT (human translator), located in L.A. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

[LiteraryVienna @LiteraryVienna]

"Lügen erscheinen dem Verstand häufig viel einleuchtender und anziehender als die Wahrheit, weil der Lügner den großen Vorteil hat, im voraus zu wissen, was das Publikum zu hören wünscht."

Hannah Arendt, Die Lüge in der Politik, 1972

[Tom @HonTom5]

@clientsfh There are a lot of clients who want validation they would have been amazing at what you do.

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@ebodeux TP at Kroger this morning.

[Brett Roberts @brettroberts]

This is insane.

Corona virus deaths vs. other epidemics from day of first death...

[The Japan Times @japantimes]

Japan business leaders agree to ramp up promotion of teleworking https://t.co/7jMHJymrX1

[Militant Angeleno @militantangleno]

Mark this day in history:

April 6, 2020: LOS ANGELES HAS THE CLEANEST AIR OF ANY MAJOR CITY IN THE WORLD!

https://t.co/ojsqJRTWBU

[UEPO.de @uepo_de]

Dieser Rasenmäher "Mäht in Germany".

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Here's how freelancers can get unemployment pay for work lost to coronavirus https://t.co/XRsiHomJWJ

[Lawrence Block @LawrenceBlock]

Oops.

[The Japan Times @japantimes]

Japanese mountain vegetables are the epitome of spring https://t.co/Qj5Hcts7Ww

[Katja Heimann-Kiefer ... @[email protected] @kiefheim]

Sprache entwickelt sich ja permanent weiter. Jetzt neu: "gekänzelt"

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

It’s been brought to my attention not every single human being has had the privilege of watching this phenomenal German commercial. It deserves a goddamn Oscar imho

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US woman gets $34,927.43 bill for coronavirus treatment https://t.co/kM5CeSnJvV

[Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith]

Your 401k right now is like your face: Don't touch it

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

Italy has banned weddings and funerals for 16 million people. Japan has closed schools for a month. France and Iraq have banned public gatherings. The U.N. has canceled all physical meetings to address climate change. Americans are uncertain what to do about Coachella.

[TranslationTalk @translationtalk]

How to calm down a translator?

[AP Climate @AP_Climate]

BREAKING: Joe Coulombe, who had a vision that young grocery shoppers would flock to a store that stocked healthy foods at bargain prices, has died. He created Trader Joe's, a quirky grocery store that rose from a cult favorite to a retail giant. https://t.co/xVP86FeOlr

[Tony Connelly @tconnellyRTE]

Irish English replaces British English as EU working language - https://t.co/TLE5TSkMDh via @shareaholic