Transmetropolitan Headlines In Real Life

IRL news that seems like it could be headlines from Transmetropolitan, a post-cyberpunk comic by @warrenellis & @DarickR | Account managed by @ZMannZilla

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If this isn't a reason to start posting with this account again, I don't know what is.

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Leave it to capitalism to try and get people to work for the last 6-8 hours they truly have to themselves.

I'm all for lucid dreaming, but this sounds like some kind of fresh hell.

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Shrimp Are Testing Positive For Cocaine
https://t.co/IqBJ8QGlPe

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Stanford Researchers Tried To Create Actual Gaydar
https://t.co/ybLOk5o2KU

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Jesus, @VICENews just tag us next time. https://t.co/hPHw3Y5QJc

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Gillian Anderson's Emmy Dress Was Covered With Tiny Penises https://t.co/tkgkisK3V2

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Russia No Longer In Control Of Its Lizard Sex Satellite
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https://t.co/142FRGDTaN

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White House Denies Nicki Minaj Was Invited To Discuss Enlarged Testicles

https://t.co/VhK6NTVoj3

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Podcaster Fed Up With Mockery For Taking Horse Medicine

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BDSM Video Game "Sex With Stalin" Enrages Communists
https://t.co/dfFdFAvw8t

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Gathering Of The Juggalos Will Feature "To Catch A Predator" Star Chris Hansen #gotj #ICP #HaveASeat https://t.co/FdtGWciQVe

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CA Doctor Performs Surgery During His Own Traffic Court Appearance

https://t.co/nxaBVyDzJc

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"Everyone Makes Mistakes" Says Teen Who Karate-Kicked Old Man Into A River

https://t.co/Rhc3JlHLYN

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@MichaelHeide @andykhouri Oh so very correct, thank you!

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Military Game Fan Leaks Classified Documents To Win A Games Forum Argument

https://t.co/xxoOtac5DH

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Jenner Pauses Governor Campaign To Appear On Reality Show

https://t.co/ripvXRr4Vj

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Backlash Over "Block19", A Real Gun That Looks Like LEGO

https://t.co/ZeED8cCz8t

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American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware

https://t.co/8Gez8l4yF7

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I am really not looking forward to the live-action Outer Worlds remake.

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QAnon Mad At "Free Speech" Site Because It Showed Them "Titties And Bad Words"
https://t.co/5t08K4FWFt