@channel5_tv what are you playing at? I stay up all night to watch #Bellator206 and you cut the coverage right before the Main event? And for celebrity news? I don't care about what idris Elba has to say about illiteracy. I'm here to watch Moussasi vs MacDonald. Ridiculous.
Due to the weather, i couldn't make it to the gym, so I had to make do and work out at home. Bench pressed my dog. Only managed six reps. She's going on a diet. Fat bitch.
I have the mental age of a 10 year old. For that reason I have conversations with my google assistant.
today I asked: "Ok google, Do you like football?"
It responded: "Yes, I enjoy watching lower league womens clubs, I hear Wolverhampton Wanderers are a good club"
Smart arse.
@vincecable@HuffPostUK He was also George Osborne's right hand man for 'project fear'. So the question is why did he hold a position in the DEXEU in the 1st place?