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In a Complicated Relationship with Taco Bell

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When I was younger, $20 felt like $100. Now $20 feels like $1

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I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single

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Nickelodeon should have a college version of Drake and Josh

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relationship status: lol

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my brain has too many tabs open

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you're in my lana del way

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why do bad things happen to good people

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me on netflix: okay just one more episode

*100 episodes later*

okay just one more

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“don’t swear its unattractive” oh shit sorry

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the only 6 pack I need

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Beyoncé is so famous u don't even notice how ghetto her name is

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i love when someones laugh is funnier than the joke

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bae= bacon and eggs

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*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

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i hate it when i hear my parents talk to my family about me like talk shit get hit bitch

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me: but it's 2 AM
stomach: did i fucking stutter

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perks of dating me: i laugh at my own jokes so you dont have to

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current emotion : i need more money

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i still say “yeah” when i have no idea what you just said

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I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person