@JoeyContino This mustache works only for mental broke dudes. Those bastards had been looking for a way to start World War III ever since 1994, following the deployment of regular troops to Chechnya
Marriage used to mean a virgin and a dowry for men
Now it means taking on her $100k in student loan debt, paying for IVF because 10 years of birth control wrecked her reproductive system and hearing about her 20 ex boyfriends for the rest of your life