Gonna start acting like those one liner accounts, here's my first gag:
My grandpa spent his life savings for Snapchat premium
Author's note: heh, not really!!! My grandparents spend their income on bonds and funding public works haha 😁 I hope you chuckled hha 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@psykodrame Hi you don't know me lol but what I'd personally try if you're on an android is go to APKmirror website and get the associated downloader and then get the updated X app APK from the site and update the app using that
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MAN I'd I had a dollar I'd double it and.. Oh.. nevermind. Not like anyone cares what little old me has to say.. *starts licking my foot and putting the spit behind my ears*
no shade to all of you, but you will never get on Bashiro's level. its not a crackship or duo we made up, it's a semi-canon ship where their ending is left ambiguous. once that pairing is adressed, they will end up together. there is no competition because they already won
If you didn’t know anything about this bird, you’d instantly be able to tell that he’s a prober, with that long bill, perfectly evolved for finding critters underground. Those wide-set eyes on the top sides of the head say “prey species.” Looking above for danger while foraging deep in the earth. And the plumage: invisible on a carpet of fallen leaves.
📷: @michelletalich
Woodcocks. They never really know how to make an exit. Slowwww. Wrong door. Fast. Or not at all.
We’re just happy to see them leave! These 8 all collided with windows, spent time in our woodcock suite and were finally cleared for takeoff/walkoff.
🎥: Lily Lugo, Ashley Toth