Trapstir

I absolutely love Nintendo and Xbox, and don’t forget, I’ve always got your fucking back.

[Trapstir @Trapstir0]

@TRIPSTER0 The 3DS fit in my ass a lot better. I had to practice breathing exercises when the Switch came out, now that Switch 2 is here my farts don’t even make noise anymore.

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@TRIPSTER0 I’m starting to realize how much people hate me so this is a brief attempt at making any sense whatsoever. Anyways back to being a fucking idiot and treating my family like shit.

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@TRIPSTER0 In Spain, which coincidentally is where I vacation away from my family and hook up with lots of men.

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@NintyPrime I’m a terrible parent.

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@TRIPSTER0 And by cooking I mean they’ve shown themselves to be the most anti consumer company by a long shot. Not to mention internal leaks have shown they have absolutely zero respect for their consumers, even boot licking fuck wads like myself.

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@TRIPSTER0 I need that $500 for high class male prostitutes. That’s where the real slop is at.

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@TRIPSTER0 Being toxic on X really helps keep my mind off my homosexual thoughts.

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@Sub_Zero_92 @TRIPSTER0 Hey! Big ass is a little unnecessary don’t you think?

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@TRIPSTER0 Anybody want to see me spread my cheeks for cash in a back alley?

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@KTiereny Go fuck yourself.

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@TRIPSTER0 If you look closely you can see little specs of shit on the screen from when I shoved this paperweight up my ass.

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@TRIPSTER0 There is literal proof of how fucking stupid it is that I’m saying this.

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@TRIPSTER0 This is me after parking at the male strip club.

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@TRIPSTER0 Sorry guys, just me being a complete fucking moron again.

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@TRIPSTER0 Fits snuggling in your ass.

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@TRIPSTER0 @moisesLOUD My parents were brother and sister. If you’re wondering that’s what’s wrong with me.

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@TRIPSTER0 I’m so fucking stupid, clearly it’s a stuttery mess and I’m trying to hide it by saying it’s in the tutorial area.

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@Thomas285189379 @TRIPSTER0 @ZakkenKloot That’s not true I stick mine up my ass all the time just like you champ.