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[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is why my rule of “every player gets to legally fight 1 fan a year” should be enacted.

[queeralamode @queeralamode]

The US gives Israel $10 million a day worth of military aid so that it can do this:

[zac @glickzac]

no we aren’t, this looks fun as shit

we’re just saying if the grill flips and he gets 3rd degree burns on his face he shouldn’t go broke trying to pay off medical bills

[c @SorryDontClaire]

Ok apple but also???? Screen time reports should be suspended during the social distancing as well.