Mike Oxmall (In Hindi)

Always pooping myself.
Fuck, I meant *Popping.

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

I'm a conversational vampire.

1. I don't talk unless I'm invited to the conversation.
2. I suck at it

[georgeharrisonfan1 @idleweezy]

robert pattinson lowk on a throne that was promised to jake gyllenhaal

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

Can you believe it? The Shield bomb!

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

The Shield mask and The Shield Vest worn by The Shield Seth Rollins, for The Shield Main Event for the WWE Shield Championship

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

The Earliest Show is fully cast!!! I am so thankful to every single one of these hall of fame actors for coming into our show and absolutely killing. This is the dream team of comedy casts. A true honor to have my words be read and played with by all of these humans.
SO HERE IS OUR FULL CAST FOR THIS SEASON OF THE EARLIEST SHOW!

Ben Schwartz, Lauren Lapkus, Kevin Carroll, Ryan Gaul, Brandon Scott Jones, Henry Winkler, Chris Pratt, Samara Weaving, Lamorne Morris, Sarah Silverman, Gillian Jacobs, Jillian Bell, Drew Tarver, Kerri Kenni Silver, Nicole Byer, Mary Holland, Gil Ozeri, K Callan, Tawny Newsome, Majeed Nami, Nate Smith.

And for those of you who are fans of the original web series. I did every thing I could to get the icon Joe Hartzler back in the show this season. I am his biggest fan. But unfortunately he wasn’t able to get back to LA for this run. My fingers are crossed we can grab him for something fun next season because he is a legend.

CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE THIS SHOWWWWW!!! I AM SO PROUD OF WHAT WE ARE ALL MAKING TOGETHER!

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

While we all mourn him and of course remember how goated 'Nightcall' is, I really urge everyone to listen to the 'OutRun' album because there so many bangers in there, 'Rampage' being a particular highlight for me.

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

I like how she says it's an affront to 6 year olds, whilst looking like Jimmy Saville.

[smile2jannah @smile2jannah]

Karen crashed a Muslim prayer. Didn't know it was Smile2Jannah.

When he opened his mouth she knew she was outmatched. She admitted the law allowed it. Then called daily prayers a "death cult" and attacked Christianity in the process.

IQ in the negatives.

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

Can't wait for the Dewey Cox Cameo

[Beatles Biopics Updates @BeatlesBiopics]

The Beatles Biopics will film in India 🎬 #BeatlesBiopics

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

As someone who likes branding people as "traitors to the west", Elongated Musky boy seems to forget that he himself would be a considered a "traitor to the east",

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

Isn't this the plot of 'The Island'?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Anti-aging influencer Bryan Johnson says scientists have created a clone of him that will be used to replace his organs in the future

He says "baby-bryan" lives in a petri dish for now

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

Haaland 2023

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Official Ballon d'Or account statement:

"Yes, winning the World Cup helps, but it does not guarantee a Ballon d'Or. To win it, you need to have been the best player of the season, not only of the World Cup."

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

OH IT’S HERE & IT’S BEAUTIFUL😍😍😍

[LB @LBLFC_]

Enzo unlucky lad

[Stu Bennett 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸 @StuBennett]

Hey Argentina!

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

Are they that reliant on Saliba, fucking hell

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

At least I don't have to sit through a 45 min half-time show.

FFS, see you in 2 years.

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

(What's the Story) Midnight Glory?

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

Oyarzabal definitely looks a lot like Miles Teller

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

On Repeat

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

Hey Jude - you were built for these moments. 🫡🎶

[Mike Oxmall (In Hindi) @TrashADude]

Happy for Spain.

But it's always Fuck Alex Baena.

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

"He's made great contributions to the world of football.” 🙌

FIFA Legends and stars across the globe pay tribute to Gianni Infantino, 10 years on from his election as FIFA President 🗣️❤️