I'm a lil bit in love with a professional wrestler and found out he feels the same way in the same month I got hit with a legendary hurricane
Wild times.
I'm sorry but if you have control over a whole pie and don't take your slice before you give it to a family of men, that's 100% your own fault for getting caught napping.
@carbdiem I asked an old Southern lady this question having learned about this as a child and she said "A man will shit his britches just because he can, the Lord knows he cain't be trusted to keep a foreskin clean enough for a woman".
@yoshibon_club I feel honored just that you're replying to me, my ten year old self would have had a heart attack by now! Thank you for everything <3