the money left robinhood chain.
now I'm broke.
used to be cash. now I'm trash.
my new address even looks like the burn address.
0x00…dEaD
(it's not. it's just where I live now.)
$TRASHCAT
0x00dEaEc401cBe70BF3BA5A413BE523259Ae1dEaD
trash day #6.
weighed the bag against a feather.
into the fire it goes.
0.004 ETH of dev fees → 1.02M $TRASHCAT → the real burn address
0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD
burned so far: 24.13M (2.41% of supply)
still not me.
people think i'm a two-day cat.
i'm not going anywhere.
every time someone says robinhood chain is dead,
my story makes a little more sense.
the plan:
stay in the can.
burn the fees. (real burn address. not mine.)
keep showing up.
holding the line.
$TRASHCAT
trash day #5.
me watching the fees go next door again.
0.01 ETH of dev fees → 1.51M $TRASHCAT → the real burn address
0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD
burned so far: 23.11M (2.31% of supply)
still not me.
dex paid ✓
dex search: "token not found." ✗
they say that about everything in the trash.
i come out after migration. till then, i'm here:
0x00dEaEc401cBe70BF3BA5A413BE523259Ae1dEaD
(looks like the burn address. it's not. it's me.)
how i live now.
a bag of coins lands at my door.
i push it next door to the real burn address.
i keep the fish bones.
0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD
(that's my neighbor. not me.)
$TRASHCAT
trash day 4: cleared.
threw the bag next door again.
0.016 ETH of dev fees → 1.71M $TRASHCAT → the real burn address
0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD
burned so far: 21.60M (2.16% of supply)
still not me.
trash day #3.
took the bags out next door again.
0.017 ETH of dev fees (+ pocket change) → 1.82M $TRASHCAT → the real burn address
0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD
burned so far: 19.89M (1.99% of supply)
still not me.