Brett Loughery

pleasant uncle goofing, wrestle daddy, hot garbage person

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

Yeah, but what if Creed had recorded All Star?

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

This website is garbage and is so bad for my mental health. So, bye. This has been Brett Loughery’s final tweet.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

EXCITED FOR SILICON VALLEYS HOTTEST NEW APPS

-UBER FOR GETTING MURDERED

-ZOOT SUITS ON DEMAND

-A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE THAT SENDS YOU BONES

-WAZE BUT FOR FLEEING FROM PROBLEMS OF YOUR OWN CREATION

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

Some days I wake up at 9am and slay. Other days I sleep until 4pm and get slayed.

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

@VelociKara But this delicious and sweet brown’n’bubbly water tells me I’m fine.

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

I have to have a super 4reel and 2legit2quit conversation when I wake up in the morning and can I just be a child again?

[Tommy Boy @TFierceWill]

I shower when I feel I am dirty.

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

@tinyblondeactor SAME RITE!?

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

A one match PPV. Women’s match was slow and made all the competitors pretty dumb. Another few nothing matches. Nia Jax looked great. Main event delivered big time, but Strowman should have won. Oh well. We all knew it was coming. Meh. Didn’t make me any more interested in mania.

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

#ShouldHaveBeenStrowman #EliminationChamber

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Some time ago, Republicans on our committee released a declassified memo that omitted and distorted key facts in order to mislead the public and impugn the integrity of the FBI.

We can now tell you what they left out: https://t.co/jeVCVTBUBZ

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

@landpsychology @itsalisonhickey

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

Boy, oh boy. Does Manhunt: Unabomber ever glorify the hell out of the Unabomber or what?

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

@gaymergirlmel OMG DONT I WOULD IF I COULD

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

Everything’s awful: eat unreasonable amounts of tacos.

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

In a world where everything is awful there is always a glimmer of hope AKA #SurvivorGhostIsland starts in less than a week. Goddamn I love Survivor.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

YOU ARE CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO DO A THING RIGHT NOW

I CAN TELL

DO IT PAL

TOMORROW ALL YOU LOVE COULD BE BULLDOZED AND TURNED INTO A MALL WHERE LOCAL TEENS GO TO FLIRT

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

@doomquasar #justice4nugs

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

Holy moly, just got to episode 5. That big turn. Can’t wait to see how it all unfolds.

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

I know I’m super late to the party, but American Vandal is fantastic.

[Brett Loughery @TrashYeti]

I think about this comic at least once a day. Depression is exhausting.