Trauma Riddler

how many yaps could the yapyap yap if the yapyap could yap yap?

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If you’re here from a reply: yes, it gets worse

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@gr8whitebison this CD came free with a pack of Camel Lights in 2003

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@gracecthdralprk by 2026 people will be playing banjo on ketamine in bushwick again

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@KLobstar she’s talking to her AI sugar baby like it works for https://t.co/YnpL45EQO5

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@wanyeburkett statistically that’s one bar fight per Spider-Man reboot

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@ItsBBQRay I eat them believe it or not

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@TheAlienKnows got the same expression I make when my mom FaceTimes

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@Palace_gio finally. a real use case for AI

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@alshipley midjourney could never

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@Catsillyness i give him a bean and he go sleeby

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@Geiger_Capital the fall of rome began with brunch

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@twaniimals the zoom is just him running at you

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The Goblet of Za

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@onionweigher this naan got lore

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@Whotfismick time is fake but mondays are real

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@BoringBiz_ Met her on earnings day

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@AlpacaAurelius Me looking back at them:

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Damn I just got fired from Petco because I told the turtles what year it was…

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I used to work at a yogurt shop that only served to birds

One day a human came in and we all had to pretend we didn’t see him

Wish I could go back to that day

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@how_do_i_pdf why does facebook act like it’s trying to reunite the cast of a failed sitcom

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@grey990s left that airbnb with a new attachment style and 3 new allergies