Hector Bananabread (knee/jail)

Your dad and I are old friends. That’s how come we both know about ice cream stores.

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

Nice jukebox queue you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if something Sister Hazel were to happen to it.

[cj @chronowerks]

Hipster music would be Charlie Parker, Thelonious Monk, John Coltrane, La Monte Young, Tony Conrad, John Cage, Harry Smith's Folkways recordings, Henry Flynt, The Holy Modal Rounders, The Fugs, Ornette Coleman, Sun Ra, Cecil Taylor, and some Lord Buckley.

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

Good June tweet

[Urban Meyer Innocence Project @BustinTrudeau]

The Fonz if he was woke: Theeeeyyyyyyy

[john @johnsemley3000]

and a guy who has a taco bell IN HIS HOUSE.

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

Honestly assumed the whole movie was going to be like this, and now that I know they didn’t have the guts to commit, I’m significantly less interested

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese.

(Source: https://t.co/eFjZZWQsMN)

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

@PhoenixWarbird @TrevorWadeVO If Anakin, Obi Wan, and Yoda are for me, then who can stand against me?

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

My Star Wars expertise is pretty shallow, so forgive me if this sounds naive, but is there not an incredibly obvious answer here?

[The Dark Side @FantasyGalaxies]

You only get 3. Who are you picking? 👀

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

I’m Spike. And this is me mum. And tha’s… well, let’s just say… tha’s a baby.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

don’t cede ground ever. not to a fucking fill in the blank bot.

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

Ahead of Disclosure Day: Spielberg's full filmography and where they're streaming (if relevant). Plus, two scaled back lists of his movies if you don't have time to do a full rewatch

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

@weiss_hadas Girl, I fuckin get it

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

I don’t want to hear about “powerscaling” or “looksmaxxing” or anymore made-up gerunds, you guys have lost your gerund privileges

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

You have a mouth. Do you must scream?

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

I still can't believe I just saw a 7'5 guy take a pull-up 30-foot game-tying three. This is what it must've been like to see a movie in color for the first time.

[derek @derpo377]

The Mandalorian, The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, Her Lover, & Grogu

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

@vivalarevolz Maybe not “bad,” but Fellini’s first 1 1/2 films are not very good!

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

This is obviously stupid and terrible for a number of reasons but the unnecessary “NOW” on a T-shirt that says “MONET SUCKS” is truly very funny, where can I get one of those?

[beeple @beeple]

TOTAL SLOP

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

Sorry you got a C in English, but you don’t need to take it out on Gwendolyn Brooks

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Remember when you’d have to read garbage like this in class

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

“If he blames himself, he becomes a different character.” Yeah dude, he becomes Spider-Man. That’s the point.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Joe Russo says Peter Parker wasn’t responsible for Uncle Ben's death in the MCU.

“If he blamed himself for his Uncle Ben's death, I think he becomes a very different character… That would have been a different interpretation. A more intense interpretation of the character."

(Source: https://t.co/wEFJ22oyHz)

[Hector Bananabread (knee/jail) @travasaurus]

When I go to the Bone Temple, all bets are off. And by bets, I mean clothes. And by clothes, I mean skin.