Arrive at the airport
Agent: We'll check your luggage.
Me: I would like to send the black suitcase to Hawaii and my red one to London.
Agent:(confused) Sorry, we cannot do that..
Me: Really! because that is exactly what you did to my luggage last time.
Where do sick boats go to get healthy? The dock! We all know the health benefits of Vitamin D, just 15 minutes a day. Go ahead and spend as long as you want soaking up the rays in the sunshine state of mind. Just don't forget your sunscreen!