@butt_watermelon @LordCarsonEsq And I suppose we all have to contantly fight the urge to roll out of any nearby fireplace and declare that it's imperative everyone present should, in fact, "step in time".
@hispaniccosmist Can be done - but you have to have your hand over the top of the cup/glass with the straw coming out between your fingers, and you tilt your head down/ lower your eyes to drink.
@dabit3 Shure SM58 is sort of THE original dynamic microphone, not all that expensive in the grand scheme of things, and makes you sound like you're on the radio. Will need an interface with it.