Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿

I never think before I talk, that way it's a surprise to all of us. ♠️♥️♣️♦️#GunEnthusiast. #ShenaniganEnthusiast. #2A. #SpartanDawg🚩🏴‍☠️🇺🇸

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

After weeks of scientific research, I can confirm that the @BurgerKing Bacon King is the superior fast food Bacon Cheeseburger. Wendy's Baconator is too greasy, and McDonald's DQP with bacon barely has any Bacon on it.
#itwasforscience
#wheresmyresearchgrant
#importantresearch

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

Had my company golf outing today. Not sure if it was the 6 beers, 4 root beer shots, dill pickle shot 🤮, cigars, marijuana, or the heat but I feel like trash right now. But more importantly, the hot 19 year old cart girl thought I was 33 instead of 40, I love her. #winning

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The car that used to be in my garage is currently in an Earth-Mars elliptical orbit and will be there for at least 10 million years

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

@dreamergirl2727 This guy was using my line!

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

@wormymcwormersn My dealership sucks, I don't get anything for free.

[THE MAN WHO DARES @man_dares]

Sonoran Desert, Arizona

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cybercab driving itself out of the GigaTexas factory

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

Holy shit! The strip is about to change.
Tilman Fertitta set to acquire Caesars in $17.6 billion deal https://t.co/5jfqMuPloy

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

Guuurrrlllll byeee….🙋‍♂️

You think you pulled one over on us?

Sometimes the app doesn’t work so we gots to be ready.

[𝗔jebo✧.🎩 @_heisajebo]

Selma Hayek is fire..🔥 🥵 Is Grown ups The Funniest Comedy Movie?

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

@monnakll @LeadingReport I've lived through many historical events in my life, and this one was one of the wildest of them all.

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

@ksorbs Its disappointing he represents my state. He looks like employee of the month at a scan center.

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

@RepShriThanedar Its disappointing that you represent my state

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

@LibertyCappy 9

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Almost every part of Starship V3 is different from V2

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Bro saw his opportunity and he seized it!

😂

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Next time you think you're having a bad day just remember this guy 🤣

👇👇👇

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

Whats worse than being left on "read" not even opening the message. Fucking hell, as if I needed more reasons to feel like garbage.

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

I haven't been to Las Vegas in 9 months, and haven't even been looking at going. Whats even wilder than that, my GF of 9 years and I broke up. What a year its shaping up to be.

[Travis, Bacon Cheeseburger Connoisseur🗿 @Travis758]

@RealCandaceO @LauraLoomer Whats a "SAW-face"