Travis Rae

[Travis Rae @TravisJamesRae]

Ya think anyone ever called James Bond “Jim”?

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On my lunch break, I had a cream soda, mac n cheese, and a CoolHaus ice cream sandwich. 2021 is gonna be great.

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@Hamptonyount Couldn’t agree more, my man. https://t.co/PHc4Hrm38y

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I wish there was a Wario Lopez.

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@davematthewsbnd Great cause! Great show. #PayItForwardLIVE

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Nick Saban and Billy Bob Thornton are voice twins.

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@SimonCowell might be the only person who says to the hair dresser, “Give me the Kim Jong Un.”

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New commercial idea:
Doctor: Are you struggling with incontinence?
Patient: It Depends...

[Travis Rae @TravisJamesRae]

In this crazy, mixed up world, always remember that “blurt” is an actual word.

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Sometimes at the gym I like to turn on Marky Mark’s “Good Vibrations”, hop on the stair master, and pretend I’m in a movie montage where I don’t know how to use the equipment.

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Just had an idea for an all male Dianne Wiest fan club. Call ‘em the Wiestie Boys

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Windy enough for ya? #itswindyout

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Can’t wait to see “The Marvelous Mrs. Marvel”

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Dear Upstairs Neighbor,
Your dog training method of shushing is working WONDERS.

[Travis Rae @TravisJamesRae]

Working on a new song called “I’m Drinkin’ Horchata” to the tune of “Hakuna Matata”

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Must be filming “Honey, I Shrunk the Construction Workers.”

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Shout out to the much less spooky SATURDAY the 13th.

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You know it's too hot where you live when 75° feels "chilly."

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Little known fact: Jennifer Garner's parents were MILK and TOAST.

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@warriors can win as many rings as they want. They still look terrible.

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@warriors got the worst hair in the world