Elaby Mackenzie

Always slightly dishevelled.
she/her

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Guys. Hypnosis. Get on that shit. Fuck talk therapy. Hypnosis goes so hard.

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

I don’t wanna speak too soon but I went to hypnotherapy for confidence and an earring disorder and that shit is working

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Finding AI fucking game-changing for someone who is going through a fair amount of inner turmoil

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Just had two of the best ideas for my job. Omgggg they gonna have to give me a raise maannnn

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Actually the worst/saddest part is that she took a picture of herself pretending to bite into the pastry, but actually hasn’t and probably never will eat any of that pastry.

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Watching a couple take their 35th selfie during a coffee date. I don’t think I could ever not find that cringe.

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

S/o to the guy on the bus biting his nails and then spitting them out the door every time it opens. lol. Classy.

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

What scares me is how non-chefs/non-cooks handle rice loll like that shit is deadly

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Yes I’m single but no I don’t want to be picked up at McDonald’s at 3am

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Just went on a date that I was really excited about and the guy spent a long time talking about how he’s struggling to choose between the two other girls he’s seeing right now. Yay.

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Sitting next to a random guy in the park who is just living his best solo-ice-cream-in-the-park-life. Influenced.

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Just when you think you have made some friends, they start making plans with each other while in front you and don’t include you? lol will it ever end. What’s wrong with me?!

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

I need to stop going on dates with crackheads man. Like, WTF is wrong with me

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Decided yesterday to go to a festival this weekend that I’ve been wanting to go to since moving to London. Going full gremlin mode.

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Proud of myself for living free and spontaneously even though I struggle with insane anxiety most of the time

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

It is possible and highly likely that I just experienced one of the worst hookups of my life looollll

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

I just lit a cigarette inside a bus completely unaware of what I was doing loooll WTF

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Cooking a 300-person popup on Wednesday and prepping for a street food comp. Still not the most technical chef, but being trusted with big visions—and proving to myself I can do hard things—means everything right now.

[Elaby Mackenzie @Traxxhound]

Can someone get me to a Loidis / Significant Other set out in the open air prontoooo