Starmer did not shed a tear for the girls in Southport
He did not shed a tear for Wayne Broadhurst or Rhiannon Whyte.
He did not shed a tear for the women attacked by migrants he brought here.
He did not shed a tear for Henry Nowak.
In the end he only shed a tear for himself.
Every single person who still cringes at the memory of trying to bullshit their way through an interview or exam question: today, the slate is wiped clean. Set down your burden of shame. Nothing - nothing, I say - could touch this.