Stanky

Bitcher/complainer extraordinaire. Funny person. Giver of unsolicited advice. #games

Dance like everyone is watching and you don't give a shit! - Me

[Stanky @TreadHeavily]

I'd use one minute for good and the remaining four for evil! #IfIHadAnExtraFiveMinutes

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Get your shit together congress! #NoBillNoBreak

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#FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada I'm trading in my "racist and sexist" US currency into euros.

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Color Me Batman #ComicBookSongs

[Kat Klingensmith @KattFunny]

#ComicBookSongs... Batgirl Is Poison

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#ICantEvenNameOne time I drank these and didn't feel like garbage the next day.

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So if Mexico doesn't pay for the wall, what's your Plan B? #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ

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#ICantEvenNameOne reason why I came to work today... Nevermind.

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#ICantEvenNameOne boss I've had that I didn't want to throat punch at least once a week!

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No need to cut the tree down before using it for fire wood! #BadCampingAdvice

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#FirstDayOfSummer and my son is at the beach while I'm stuck in the office all day. #rude

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He/she refuses to share every detail of your relationship on social media. #BadReasonsToBreakUp

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He/she is a public pooper. #BadReasonsToBreakUp

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#GiveMadPropsTo the folks in my office that aren't bothered by the coughing/sneezing toddler walking around coughing/sneezing on everything.

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#GiveMadPropsTo people who don't want to murder someone over ingrown toe nail pain.

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#WhenTheAliensLandWe will accuse them of having lots of problems; bringing drugs, and crime. And they're rapists.

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Dad To The Bone #PutYourDadInABand

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Trolls, trolls everywhere.

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#ICouldntSleepBecause I watched a scary movie before bed.

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It's not that I THINK I'm better than you... I KNOW I'm better than you.

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