Treason Turtle 🇺🇸

I'm a semi-human senator who happens to look like a turtle. 🐢
But that's ok because I take it out on society.
Sadism and Lies to the rescue...amirite?
Go GQP!

[Treason Turtle 🇺🇸 @TreasonTurtle]

@LindseyGrahamSC Well we could do, Is put All of the schools, daycares churches, parks and other places children gather, and put them ON X-military bases with X soldiers So this way they're protected buy actual X-soldier BASES. Nothing would ever happen with that security. /s

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@TheOneActionPat @LindseyGrahamSC This is why it should be teachers doing the gun toting. For $20,000- $30,000 a year, they should be able to carry a gun AND protect those children as well. Plus, we can make them buy their own guns which makes even more money for gun companies and the NRA.

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@LindseyGrahamSC Don't forget about playgrounds, churches, amusement parks, actual parks, summer programs, day care and other places children gather. We need former military everywhere. Also I bet it helps with their PTSD.

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@mattgaetz No one cares fool. I'm guessing you're tied up with a 16 year old at the motel... It happens... To pedos.

[Rusty Lord WOWT @RustyLord]

What the hell?!

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@trx1000 He's thinking... "I can't believe I'm standing next to this Russian stooge for his photo op, but, we need the money". "I hope he climbs back in his turtle shell after this".

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@Soverby21 @JoeKeene @AaronMeatman @laurenboebert 😆 y'all are so easily manipulated. Now go listen to what your politicians tell you, like a good little sheep. They'd NEVER lie about something to get you to vote for THEM. Biden is so smart he is controlling all the oil prices and causing inflation just to make himself look bad.

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@deecee63 @IamDallasLyn @laurenboebert No... It's Bobo. Keep believing your politicians sheep, they would NEVER lie to you in order to get you to vote for THEM. 😆

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@mmpadellan At 15% probably not. If he buys out or partners up to have more influence I'm gone. Especially if the former guy is allowed to tweet again.

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@Real_Ed_America @RoseMar95753967 @Della807 @itsJeffTiedrich Quite the opposite. A hellava case requires zero leaks. Just like Merrick Garland's other cases. With a perfect conviction rate. As they say, just because you can't see it, doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. It won't be long now.

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@mattgaetz You mean what your ex wife, best friend and the underage child you had sex with are saying? That you're a pedo? Yeah... That's all coming out.

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@kingannak Hey. I understand some. I was molested at 7 years old by a teenager. It took me 30 plus years to even acknowledge it. The fact that you're coming to terms with it AND calling him out is a huge step. I believe this will help you heal. Big step, take care Anna.

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@NWSOmaha OmaDome held! No rain in Omaha! CB will get it though. Haha

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@MuellerSheWrote I'm pretty sure he's past the tiny spoon by now. I'm thinking along the lines of crack pipe or needle. 😆

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@Titan90890121 @Abba_Annabelle @MysterySolvent He probably shot it off with that pistol. Although the micro thing is still the best possibility. Lol

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@MysterySolvent Tiny hands. The right one looks bigger because it's closer to the camera. Just take a look at that left hand.
PS. Did you know he's often asked photographers to make his hands look bigger? Truth.

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@mdnij34 I don't think he was ever going to run. He's too afraid to lose.

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@jasonselvig Who is this broken nosed old man you speak of? He looks nothing like that dirt bag Paul Ryan.

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@TheLeoTerrell Lol. Back to being the token POC for tRump huh? Have fun with that. Make sure you always stand in front.

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@gopsaidwhat @MuellerSheWrote I'm thinking reproduction was a bad choice by his parents.