Treasure

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[Treasure @TreasureMimo]

@em_arh @kiy0koshimizugf 🤣🤣🤣

[LiLGoD 💎 @The_LilGod]

@kingsleypst it is the systemic suppression of intellectual discourse aided by big tech social media giants and puppeteered by a few Nigerians

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

A tough lawyer is cross-examining a medical expert in court: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
"No."
"Did you check for blood pressure?"
"No."
"Did you check for breathing?"
"No."
"So, then it is possible that the patient was still alive when you began the autopsy?"
"No."
"How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
"Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk."
"I see... But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?"
"Yes, I suppose it’s possible that he was alive and practicing law somewhere."

[Andrella @___andrella__]

If you don’t want to watch Asian dramas from KDrama to CDramas to Thai or Japanese anime, it’s fine.
But, you don’t have to come out every eke market day to lament on how much you can’t watch kdramas because you find it cringe.

We have heard, please, please.

[Treasure @TreasureMimo]

People that only communicate with stickers ❌❌❌

[Treasure @TreasureMimo]

@SilumaKhanya 'see your bestie'

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the endless cycle of washing ur hands and applying lotion

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[YUA @creative_yua]

If a vendor posts an iPhone on his status, and types 'IBM', 'IDM, 'ICM', or 'Mint', just know you have to be very careful.

They'll usually not explain to you except you ask.

Such phones are usually cheaper, so you think you're getting a good deal. But what you don't know is that you might be buying a problem.

Those coded expressions are used as a gimmick, since the vendors just assume that you already know the meaning.

The first three mean that the iPhone has issues, while the last one means that the iPhone isn't exactly UK-used.

Specifically...

IBM means Important Battery Message, suggesting that the battery is faulty.

ICM means Important Camera Message: camera problems.

IDM means Important Display Message: screen issues.

As for MINT, although some vendors will disagree....

When certain vendors say an iPhone is MINT, it usually means that it is more like Nigerian-used.

However, note that MINT doesn't necessarily mean the phone is faulty. It just means it was last used by a Nigerian customer. And it's usually cheaper than the ones they call UK-used.

Guys, please retweet for others.
Bookmark for later.
And let me know your thoughts in the comments.

Stay sharp! 🪒

[Treasure @TreasureMimo]

@Dir_Martinsz What do I need a tower for?

[Treasure @TreasureMimo]

@Deseiye_ Benjamin Button

[Linda @alexanderlinda_]

You know what’s a lost art?

- Waiting until 12am to wish people a happy birthday.
- Sending authentic birthday epistles to friends and family.
- Putting your friends as your profile picture on their birthdays.
- Remembering people’s birthdays before they post it on their stories.

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

[Marvellous Precious @pmarvellous94]

@graceis_cute Ubiquitous

[Treasure @TreasureMimo]

@brain_okoli @cowrywise @iinvestng PiggyVest nkor?

[Treasure @TreasureMimo]

@brain_okoli PiggyVest nkor?

[Preston Education 💎🦉📚💻 @prestonedu1]

@LouiseWeebe

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for dinner.

I said, "I don't care, you pick."

He suggested pizza.

I said, "We had pizza two days ago."

He said, "Okay, what about pasta?"

I said, "Too heavy."

He said, "Sushi?"

I said, "Not in the mood."

He put his phone down, looked at me, and said, "You clearly do care."

And he was right.

I did care.

I just didn't want to be the one to decide.

But I also didn't want any of his suggestions.

Which I realize now is incredibly annoying.

He said, "Just tell me what you want and I'll order it."

I said, "I genuinely don't know."

He said, "Then I'm ordering pizza."

I said, "Fine."

He ordered pizza.

And when it arrived, I ate it and didn't complain.

Because sometimes you don't actually care what you eat.

You just care that someone else makes the decision.

And then you veto their decision three times before......

before pretending you never had an opinion in the first place.

My boyfriend has learned to just pick something and commit.

And I've learned to either speak up or stay quiet.

Mostly I stay quiet.

And eat the pizza.