Trei Burns

finally writing that screenplay idea I’ve been talking about for months /mll 8-11-17

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When I release advertisements for my future movies i will call them "treilers" because why not take advantage of that pun?

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Missing nothing tonight

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Getting around to reading the JFK files.

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Me asking to use the bathroom after learning Spanish with Duolingo:

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Me after writing 3 sentences and it’s not instantly best seller worthy

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When I say, “I know this guy who…”, please know I’m 100% about to tell you something I heard on a podcast.

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Save yourself from nightmares. Don’t check your dog cam at night

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You can replace “Florida Man” with “Ezra Miller” in every headline and it would still make sense

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How come everyone who retweets ben shapiro has a crush on their dad?

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There is not a single show that has ever had a grip on my life like this.

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What do I do with my life after that season finale of severance?

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Aw yes, using “poopy” as my starting word finally paid off.

Wordle 213 3/6

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I was called out today for using “obvi” in a slack message. I’m sorry not all of us know how to spell obviuoslely off the top of our heads.

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Every time I see somebody post a picture of an at home Covid test, I have to take a double take because I think it’s a pregnancy announcement.

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@tinymeatgang @codyko @thenoelmiller Ew, imagine being old

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Somebody please tell me this is satire. The onion wrote this, right? RIGHT???

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kid Rock is BACK and he’s got some things to get off his chest

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2008 showed up to the Waterparks concert tonight to take pictures with their Nintendo DS

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Took screenshots of these from some NFT dorks on Twitter. Will sell to you for cost of my student loans. (Please do not screenshot because I screenshot first)

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More like a no bones life, am I right?

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Merry Christmas