Spaghetti Globlin

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

Never forget the ones that supported this.

[Spaghetti Globlin @TrejoBroca]

@AzaPlusA i was waiting for this one

[Instituto de Lengua Japonesa Yakurefu @yakurefu]

バズっててびっくりしました！皆さん、この謎の恐竜の動画を楽しんでくれてありがとうございます🦖🤭

「これどういう意味？」「元ネタは何？」という質問がたくさん来たので、ラテンアメリカの超カオスなネット史を解説します！↓

元のスペイン語の歌詞はこうです：
"Auxilio, me desmayo, cállese viejo lesbiano"
（助けて、失神する、黙れ！レズビアンのおじいさん）

→ 「レズビアンのおじいさん」の本当の起源
この意味不明なフレーズ、実は一枚の「写真」から生まれました。ある日、電車の中で真剣に雑誌を読んでいるおじいさんが激写されたのですが…その雑誌の巨大な見出しがなんと**『私って、レズビアンなのかな？（¿Seré lesbiana?）』**だったのです！（※一緒に添付した写真を見てください笑）
このシュールすぎる矛盾した写真がネットで拡散され、「レズビアンのおじいさん（Viejo lesbiano）」というパワーワードが爆誕しました。

→ なぜ恐竜と合体した？
その後、『Jurassic Park Builder』というFacebookのゲームが流行。ゲーム内の恐竜のスクリーンショットに、全く関係ないデタラメな言葉を添える「クソコラ（Shitposting）」が若者の間で大ブームに。そこに、先ほどの「黙れ、レズビアンのおじいさん」という言葉が組み合わされました。

→ そして伝説のダンス動画へ
さらに別の天才（？）ユーザーが、この謎のフレーズに音楽（Hip Hop）とロボット音声（Loquendo）、そしてフリー素材の踊るT-Rexを合わせてリミックス動画を作成🦕🎶 これが中南米全土で大爆発し、誰もが口ずさむ伝説のミームとなりました

今回、私たち Yakurefu（ヤクレフ）が日本語版を作ってみたら、日本の皆さんの頭にも見事に残ってしまったようです🤭
言語は違っても、インターネットの「意味不明な面白さ」は世界共通ですね！🌍✨ これを機に、スペイン語やラテンアメリカの面白いネット文化にも興味を持ってもらえたら嬉しいです！

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

An indie developer at Gamescom 2026 had equipment stolen from their booth after the show floor closed.

The developer said several laptops were taken, including equipment belonging to other exhibitors.

“It got raided last night,” “Not just mine, others as well. All our laptops have been stolen. I don’t know.

“As an indie solo dev, this shit’s expensive and hard to do by yourself. And to have this happen is beyond frustrating. It’s heartbreaking.”

[𝑞𝑤𝑡𝑂𝑂𝑡𝑡 ✧.* @qwt00tt]

ersatz wip

[Zee 🥩 @demgozellegs]

"My heart could beat for both of us." #ersatz

[Rad Dude Comics @Elpeocross]

I noticed people posting his address yet it gets taken down.
I think the CEO should just compromise on his privavcy; what makes him think his privacy is worth more than mine?

[🇯🇵砂川 泉🎌 @Izumi_Sunagawa]

スペイン人インフルエンサーが日本人に痴漢したり、侮辱する動画をアップ。
母国スペインではニュースになるほど問題になっているようだが日本のメディアは完全スルー。

どうやら日本に住んでいるらしい。
拡散とコイツの情報詳細の提供をよろしくお願いします。

[Synnian @lizalth]

DUDE???

THE ANALOGUE HORROR WHERE SUPERMAN IS A SUPER SCARY NON-HUMAN MONSTER EXCEPT HE'S STILL GOING OUT THERE SAVING PEOPLE BECAUSE HE'S GODDAMN SUPERMAN WITH A HEART OF GOLD

THIS IS ACTUALLY SO COOL MAN WHY IS THIS NOT A BIG SERIES???

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

The accusation that I am antisemitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest. Criticizing the actions of the Israeli prime minister, a military technology contract, or the executives who supply it is not the same as criticizing Jewish people. This critical and necessary dialogue is then dishonestly framed as being anti-Israel. To be clear, my views come from my own political convictions and should never be interpreted as hostility toward Jewish people, for whom I have deep love and respect.  Everything I know about acting, activism, and humanism has been profoundly shaped by the Jewish friends, colleagues, and loved ones who have been integral and family throughout every point of my life.

This merger has real consequences for real people, and for the entire country. Scrutinizing the Ellisons, including Oracle’s business built on data, surveillance technology and government contracts, and the serious threat to editorial freedom and the loss of a livelihood for thousands of families, is fair and necessary. The $111 billion deal would hand one family control over CNN, HBO and Warner Bros., backed in part by foreign money whose influence on editorial decisions has never been fully explained to the public. 

Lawmakers on both sides of the aisle have called for serious national security review, and regulators still haven’t given the public a real answer. Until they do, the merger shouldn’t move forward. Now is the time to dive boldly into all these issues, not step back or concede.

[Benn Jordan @bennjordan]

Flock takes their privacy very seriously.

But the ethical gray area in surveillance technology works both ways.

Under no circumstances should elected officials or public servants enjoy an expectation of privacy when spending tax dollars to attend a surveillance lobbying event.

[Spaghetti Globlin @TrejoBroca]

@venomynora If you want more of what Pretra represents i recomend dreadnought by april daniels

[ollie | COMMISSIONS OPEN @ordheist]

hey I've got some commission slots free, so please get in touch if you need a character design! DMs are open, or you can find my email in my b1o

[𝗘𝗟 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗔𝗦 @ElMiticoBarbas]

Conseguir que lo expulsen de Japón sería una de esas victorias que una vez hicieron grande esta red social.

[Light Bowgun Brigadier @SourceDuMal]

Keep an eye on him. Police will intimidate and harass him for daring to speak

[🐾🚔 Prazkat Reviews 🇲🇽 @Prazkat]

Mi vida era sustancialmente mejor ayer cuando no sabía la existencia de este tipo, y antes de saber que toda su carrera se basa en acosar japonesas en la calle y que el clip viral donde quieren violar a una chica intoxicada es de sus momentos más tranquilos.

[Craig @CS11__]

Thank god i live in a world where I just get to enjoy games rather than creating mindless comparisons like i’m being forced to choose

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Mysterio using his illusions to show Petra Parker what she would look like if she had transitioned pre puberty and inducing dysphoria so bad that she has to withdraw

[Leon 🦦 @Kivachuwu]

Finished an animation for once

#warriorcats