Ben 3.0

32, Midfield Maestro, Egg Wrangler, Sandwich Enthusiast.

[Ben 3.0 @Tremenjamin]

@ThePaulMachin Still waiting for Dani Pacheco to get a run in the side, any day now.

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@newfoundgilly Things you can say about Liverpool and the ironing

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@newfoundgilly @KerrangRadio @chriscornell I've made my peace with it

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@werderbremen_en @newfoundgilly @philskeggs

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@elonmusk @DominicDAgosti2 @unusual_whales Maybe it only affects your brain.

[Ben 3.0 @Tremenjamin]

@opak95 @RdfTactics I think it's "passes per defensive action".

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@ChefReactions Brazilians incoming in 5... 4...

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@Bobstroudsnr @Mr_ian_B @algregg *too

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Oh no, just like the Manic Street Preachers warned us

[Ben 3.0 @Tremenjamin]

@ZacGoldsmith What an unprincipled sack of shite you are Zac.

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@LFC 😭 @newfoundgilly @philskeggs

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@HLTCO @newfoundgilly

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@PeterCrouchPod @Carra23 @newfoundgilly @philskeggs @BenSilvester4

[Ben 3.0 @Tremenjamin]

@newfoundgilly @philskeggs @paddypower It's deffo a breakfast shot though

[Ben 3.0 @Tremenjamin]

@RishiSunak But if the boats stop, who are you going to blame for the state of the country?

[Ben 3.0 @Tremenjamin]

@ukhomeoffice @SuellaBraverman The real long game here, is to make our country so shitty that even those fleeing war and famine don't want to settle here. Credit where its due, your party have done a superb job of that.

[Ben 3.0 @Tremenjamin]

@CurlyHooligan @MerriamWebster Necessary was always my nemesis. Useful trick I was told, a shirt has one collar (C) and two sleeves (S). Permanent can fuck off though.

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

“Do you work in business?"

"No, I'm homeless. I'm a homeless person."

Excruciating.

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Alex Jones desperately tries to get Kanye West to clarify that he doesn't actually love Hitler ... but nope.

Ye: "There's a lot of things that I love about Hitler. A lot of things."