Trenton Hyde

Bacon is like a great pair of jeans...it goes with everything!

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@TomiLahren Golf and/or tennis

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@unclelondonn__ The french movie “High Tension”. It’s the best “mind-fuck” ever!

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@elonmusk I like to say “He who spares the wolf gains man’s best friend”…

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

#conspiracytheories101

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

I love listening to the Libs freak out about Elon!

“We didn’t elect Elon” cry cry cry

Guess what, we didn’t elect whoever has been running Biden for the last 4 years either and we didn’t/don’t even know who that flippin person is!!!!

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

Tell me you’re in a cult without telling me you’re in a cult…

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Trump plays music from his iPad, showing Elon Musk how his Mar-a-Lago guests are trained on command to dance and adore him as he just sits there and watches.

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump In order to fight bureaucracy one must develop a new branch of bureaucracy to fight said bureaucracy…common sense, people!!

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris Change is good. Change can also be terrible. The idea that one—and only one—man can save us is reductive, ignorant and arrogant. Scientifically, critically and morally reductive, ignorant and arrogant…

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@elonmusk Perception doesn’t equate to fact or reality. Social media upticks (or likes or visits) do not relate to reality. Click-bait does not equal journalism….um…DUH!!!!

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@TomiLahren Now do Lauren Boebert…

[Star Trek on Paramount+ @StarTrekOnPPlus]

Prepare for a @StarTrek episode like none other before it: "Subspace Rhapsody," a #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds musical!

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@StarTrekOnPPlus @paramountplus BEST EPISODE EVER! There has never been nor will there be a better episode! AMAZING

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

Wow, @TMobile … after 7 years of near $400 a month you’re seriously going to let @Verizon get me for less than 1/2 per month?! SERIOUSLY?! Meh…your loss! Thanks, @Verizon! You truly are America’s best network!

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

Here’s to all those #bornonchristmaseve! At 40 I got my best #birthmas gift! It’s just like the #commercials said it would be!!!

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@RepMTG All I hear is MTG screaming “DEFUND THE POLICE!!” Could’ve sworn that was a BLM/Antifa talking point…

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@elonmusk Except you cuz you’ll never be in court…it’s below your pay grade, yes?

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@laurenboebert @elonmusk An elected official, denying due process…because Elon SAYS it’s true, it must be?! I guess the rich/elite DO have a place in government, so long as they side with you, and have the money to tweet their claims. I’ll believe it when we see an ACTIVE congressional hearing on this.

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@laurenboebert Could’ve SWORN endless subpoenas and inquiries were a source of WASTED money?! No?! You’re just going to support millions of dollars and thousands of government hours to…*checks notes*…HUNTER BIDEN?! Way to change the game, Lori!

[Trenton Hyde @Trentmchyde]

@TomiLahren OMG! I was Vaxxed 04/20/21!!! Am I going to DIE?! Tell me, Tammy! WHAT DO I DO?!? AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!