queen of tarts

NYC 9, LA 6
i design stuff you're probably wearing.
food, denim, sex & poker: not necessarily in that order.
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@soosooshos THE WICKER MAN

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My belly is full, I'm snuggled on the couch, I have people who love me and whom I love, I'm watching a really bad Nic Cage movie; I feel safe. Happy New Year.

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sometimes when the sadness fog lifts for just a second, i remember that i used to be a really fun, cool, interesting person.

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today would have been my parents' 50th anniversary. i miss you, mom.

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still LOL @ myself for the time i encountered a sickly sea lion on the beach & my first instinct was to pet it. it barked at me & my companion pulled me away. to this day i feel the disappointment of not being able to pet a sea lion but yeah, i do have all my fingers so...yay?

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New Dexter guy looks more like Eric Stoltz but he's nailed Michael C Hall's mannerisms perfectly so it's a success to me. E1 is a fun, nostalgia fueled romp.

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Merry Christmas to me; I just hit the PINE BARRENS episode on a SOPRANOS rewatch.

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Commercials need to stop pushing the sexy Santa narrative.

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My cousins have been so kind to me these past few months but I can't get it together to see them in Irvine for Christmas Eve.

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@_celia_bedelia_ i choose the bear over a TERF

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taco bell, please be FR, nobody is going to you for chicken nuggies so just bring back the 7 layer burrito & nobody gets hurt.

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@billieanania @falseroxy OMG toast of new york was my go to as a high school sophomore! also, some cheapo 99 cent brand (jordana).

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@jbarsky maybe you need a key-filte fish?

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Tomorrow is my birthday. Please feel free to send lox and bagels. Thank you.

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Happy birthday, mom. I love you & miss you so much. 💔

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hey @nytimes i'm 1000000% more likely to click on a link that includes a thumbnail of luigi; are you fucking mental?

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Let's hope he's not MARKED FOR DEATH.

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Tonight, Steven Seagal is ABOVE THE LAW. Who knows what tomorrow may bring: will he be OUT FOR JUSTICE?

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I don't understand why delis give me only 3 microns of lettuce & tomato in a sub; let me pretend it's a salad slammed on a loaf of bread, ok?

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be honest, how many of you are rubbing one out to luigi this week?