Update! He woke himself up before the Most Annoying Sound Ever woke him up.
But in breaking news, it is raining.
Basically it is the end of the world and he will never recover.
Send tots and pears.
Unlocking mom merit badge 280.
10 yo has to wake up for the first time to his desk alarm. (As opposed to Alexa)
Me, snuggled under blanket on the couch, morning coffee, in earshot.
I am here for this.
#MomMeritBadgeFTW
Unlocking mom merit badge 280.
10 yo has to wake up for the first time to his desk alarm. (As opposed to Alexa)
Me, snuggled under blanket on the couch, morning coffee, in earshot.
I am here for this.
#MomMeritBadgeFTW
Son (10 yo) just walked out of house wearing clothes from yesterday. Legit torn between, “Put on clean clothes!”, and “Thank God, less laundry!”
And that sums up my parenting style.
#TipsFromTresh
Every recording artist or entertainer, every athlete, every comedian, should cancel their tour dates in Texas.
Today.
Right now.
Don’t wait another second.
Don’t bring money & business to a state that has put $10k bounties on women’s heads.
#TexasTaliban#RoeVWade
@JoshMalina , thank you ever so much for replying to @tazrarose. She’s in our group declaring victory and demanding bagels and muffins. I can’t even FIND the Keg O Glory.
Thanks. Thanks a bunch for retweeting @tazrarose .She’s now at our group calling for all the finest bagels and muffins. I can’t even FIND the Keg O Glory.