Trev

old school news reader and party man. You can call me Sir. Respec.

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@RufusHound youre looking fine. #oldSchoolNewNews

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'the' meat dress

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i havent been able to tweet since my relationship with gaga ended. apologies to our dedicated fans. trhe meat dress was just too much.

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news just in: rasclots thought i was dead.. #TrevDontDie

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news in: Pop man beast lady gaga has claimed her twitter follow ers are all ugly teenage lonely spotty hormone fueled monsters.

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evening news: big brother contestant Frankie Cocozza 's name is an anagram of 'A COON FRIZZ CAKE' though he is not believed to be a racist..

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justin will soon be dead nothing is better than beliebing ....

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news: cuddly big brother star Natalie Cassidy s name is actually an anagram of 'YA INCITE SALADS' true that.

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censored news: big brother s big f@t f@tty f@t f@t Natalie cassidy 's name is actually an anagram of 'YA INCITE SALADS' true that.

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when i wrote hits for the so solid crew i was known as mc donald. when the congac & 21 ho's stopped flowing I was gone #plasticgangsters

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i roll up in my civic, take my glasses off, turn up kiss fm, kiss ma teeth and job done blood. #plasticgangsters

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news: even though im the perfect man I just coughed and sharted at the same time.

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news:Reports that I am the man in the black hat involved in the Amir Khan fight are totally untrue. I was at OJ's house and he can confirm

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news:Computer worm steals 45000 facebook passwords mainly in the uk & france. Take advantage abuse idiots on your list and blame the hackers

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news: a survey has shown 4 out of 5 men are unhappy with their bodies. many with their beer bellys. I suggest a fine congac. #truffleshuffle

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evening news: big brother contestant Frankie Cocozza 's name is an anagram of 'A COON FRIZZ CAKE' though he is not believed to be a racist..

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@nancy_sorrell all at the news desk had a most enjoyable hour thanks to your love of sausage. you would be a great asset to walls. well done

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news:X factor flop @frankiecocozza rumoured to appear on celebrity big brother. Other 'celebritys' rumoured are my postman & tulisas butcher

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A correction to previous statement: @nancy_sorrell in sausage feast on come dine with me. xxx (sorry if anyone was misled)

[Trev @TrevMcDonald]

early evening news: @nancy_sorrell in xxx sausage fest on come dine with me.