Trevor Lambert

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If you've been affected by any of the tweets I've sent this week there is a helpline.

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@afneil Given some people are so thick, we need signs like this, just accept it's not meant for you and move on.

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@CliveWardauthor

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@dliptt @TedUrchin @reformparty_uk Well said.

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@TedUrchin @dliptt @reformparty_uk Silly response which does you no favours. We have no idea who he votes for. One thing I do know is that every party has arsehole voters.

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@bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCNews No Farrage?

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They did, it was called America

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- @AcornInsurance -
Cheap but universally staffed by incompetents.

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@matthewdmarsden I drew some pictures for you.

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@matthewdmarsden

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@alfiemoore Fantastic! Well done.

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@drphilhammond
I hope you check your sources re Lucy Letby with a little more rigour than this.

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@contechristino

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@Artemisfornow

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@russellquirk So this is a lie, then, Russell?
Silly boy,

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@alfiemoore Infanticide

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@RobertJenrick

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Just launched this as a little experimental wiki page for #UED #ISIHAC fans:

https://t.co/XaXOw9KRKz

Please feel free to have a play.

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@JamesAHogg2 @ChrisFergy Thanks for sharing. I think it's cleverer and has even more impressive performance from both Ronnies than Four Candles.

But I'm not sure it's funnier.

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"No smoking" could be working harder, but class.

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This Two Ronnies sketch was never televised originally (it appeared many years later), but I’ve no idea why. It was written by Ronnie Barker, under the pseudonym Gerald Wiley, and for my money it gives Four Candles a run for it’s money. Seriously, if I’d written something this good I’d just retire immediately.

What a talent!

Good morning.

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@DrMatthewSweet Hiding in plaining sighting.