Trey Smith

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

@BethMooreLPM I am truly thankful to God for you, Beth. As a former SBC minister (now Anglican) and vocal Never Trumper, I've lost much from standing on my principles and convictions. Through all these years, seeing you walk in faithfulness and gentleness has helped my shaken faith. Thank you

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

Debate drinking game: Take a shot every time someone tells the truth. #stonesober

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

New third-party candidate option: World War III #debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

Also, let's add this to the main debate arguments
1) who pays less for hostages
2) who can hit a golf ball farther
#debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

The main arguments for the debate:
1) Who killed less as president
2) Who would win the "Worst President" contest

It has been a good run, y'all.
Hey Britain, how you doing?
#debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

Spoiler Alert: Immediately after the debate there will be a new announced third party candidate: ChatGPT
#debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

This debate is heating up, y'all. #debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

"Nancy Pelosi" is also on my drinking game bingo card. #debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

Well my drinking game just started at the first "mularky" of the night. #debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

I call it TrumpBidenMigrantBadCrime. #debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

Wake me up when they get to the "feats of strength" competition. I believe this year they will be lifting a jug of milk. #debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

It is definitely an odd thing when a debate is focusing on how many people died under which president. #debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

I'm voting for Herbert Hoover. #debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

Who do I think will win the debate tonight? My money is on Mike Tyson. That young man is going places. #debate

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

@matthewsmithUS For real. If that movie came out today, people would swear that it was written by malfunctioning AI.

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

@john_wiley @LT_21 I see that Rent-a-Frog reference.

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

@blondeorthodoxy Close, but it is because it is Christmas Shoes. Or Silver Bells. Or that terrifying Paul McCartney ear worm. Or any song referencing a hippopotamus or children's teeth.

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

@AdrienneNakohl In my commercial kitchen, yes. At home, no.

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

@BethMooreLPM But do you really love cheese grits? Y/N?

[Trey Smith @TreySmith83]

@BethMooreLPM @ShaneClaiborne Not many things make me legitimately laugh out loud on this app, but you got me here.