Brian Shaper

Trying to be a great Dad, Husband, and triathlete. Tweeting my way through this crazy parenting thing. Tweet me some good advice or stories.

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

Spend $100s on toys and all she wants to play with is a $.99 bottle of water.

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

Right when you think you cleaned up all of the 💩 from the blowout. Then she pukes all over the place. #dadlife #noendinsight #ParentingGoals

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

Anyone that says baby's sleep 15 hours or more a day is lying or doesn't have kids
#dadlife #parenting #trianddad

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

Forget white noise, Buddhist monks praying puts my baby to sleep in no time. #dadlife #dadtips #trianddad

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

Flat tires suck but on the trainer?? WTF. #triathlontraining #Triathlon #trainerride #trianddad

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

After a whole day with a baby that won't eat I can't wait for the pain of the trainer 🚴. #trianddad #trainerride #triathlontraining #dadlife

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

There's an epidemic out there. Retweet this so we can stop the craziness.
#rollrage #tp #properroll

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

I think I'm in the dadzone. Getting tons of stuff done and keeping baby happy at the same time. #dadlife #dadzone #newdad #gettingitdone

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

My watchdog hard at work. #dadlife #parenting #greyhound

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

Helping my wife in the kitchen.

My work is done here.

#OCD #DadLife #kitchenimpossible

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

My brain thinks the body it controls is still only 25. This can be painful for both. #dadlife #gettingold #stupidsnow

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

Life-Saving Hacks Every Parent Should Know https://t.co/6R4ouNKT4S

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

Bubbie the baby whisperer. #grandparents #bubbie #dadlife #generations #daddyslittlegirl #DaddyDaughter

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

@natediggy75 @DadDeliberate my daughter goes nuts during the last 20 min of whatever I watch. Don't matter if it's movie, tv, or sports.

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

Me: I'm board

Wife: do you want to vacuum? Sweep the floor? Fold the sheets? Do a load of laundry?

M: (silence)

#MarriedLife

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

Vaseline is WD40 for babies. Any red or rash area gets it and it's good to go. #dadlife #parenting #fatherhood #dadthoughts

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

#dad tip. Wear white T-shirts so that baby puke blends in. #dadlife #fatherdaughter #parentingtips #parenting #newdad #trianddad

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

@2dads4kids @GetConnectDad yea I just traded baby poop for dog poop. Either way your cleaning up poop.

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

3 wet farts by the baby is the signal to walk the dog. Be back in 20min #dadlife #parenting #fatherhood #MarriedLife #dirtydiaper #notmyturn

[Brian Shaper @TriandDad]

The poop machine is off to a quick start today 💩. She has been awake for 20 min and we are on the 4 diaper. #dadlife #parenting #stinkybutt