Josh

I was once a problem child. Now I’m a problem adult.

[Josh @TriBull_]

I don't need a pinned tweet. My tweets are all equally shitty.

[Josh @TriBull_]

Call me ‘Taco Bell’ cuz I’m about to give you some explosive D..

[Josh @TriBull_]

Are you a data center? Because nobody wants you around. 🥲

[Josh @TriBull_]

Lingerie is overrated. Make her feel sexy while she’s wearing a burlap sack.

[Josh @TriBull_]

My spirit animal is a poison dart frog
(I’m toxic af)

[Josh @TriBull_]

“Hi, my name’s Josh and I’m a recovering Juggalo.”

Everyone else at the AA meeting: “???”

[Josh @TriBull_]

Units of measurements (big to small)
- Foot
- Inch
- Centimeter
- Millimeter
- Pube

[Josh @TriBull_]

“You look like you own a lot of Rick and Morty shirts.”

[Josh @TriBull_]

I was once a problem child. Now I’m just a problem.

[Josh @TriBull_]

Currently dating a horny goth-y girl, so I can safely say I’ve torn through more fishnet than a commercial fisherman.

[Josh @TriBull_]

After I start seeing a girl, how long should I wait before I tell her I own a WWE Championship belt?

[Josh @TriBull_]

“She said you have a small dick.”

Me: “I guess thats how we were able to maintain a conversation while it was in her mouth.”

[Josh @TriBull_]

Fellas, if you want to win her, you really only have to be 2/3:
1: Cook good
2: Fuck good
3: Make her laugh

[Josh @TriBull_]

Fucking is like running on a treadmill. Time slows down. 12 minutes feels like an hour.

[Josh @TriBull_]

Has anybody checked on @NickSwardson ?

[Josh @TriBull_]

Technically all panties are ‘edible’ if you’re hungry enough.

[Josh @TriBull_]

After shaving with a BIC razor, I have come to the conclusion that ‘BIC’ stands for ‘Bleed, Instantly and Continuously’.

[Josh @TriBull_]

Normalize ‘NO TIP’

[Josh @TriBull_]

Remember when there were actual bands? I ‘memba.. #Lollapalooza #Lollapalooza2023

[Josh @TriBull_]

Things that make women look younger:
3. Botox
2. Picture filters
1. Being accompanied by Leonardo DiCaprio

[Josh @TriBull_]

Tax Return: Please list the number of dependents:

Me: 41,167,336
(The population of Ukraine)