My wife does elf on the shelf for our kids.
Last night she made a laser maze out of painter's tape.
I went downstairs to smoke a joint. It was already late and we had some "adult time" on the line.
I am 6'0 tall and 230 lbs. I have no grace. I am built and move like a bull elephant.
Usually I would get impatient and just walk through the tape, but if I ripped any of it she would have to do it again and the night would be over.
I had to crawl through the maze as the weed hit all at once.
This is my worst nightmare.
Merry Christmas.