Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody)

Parody account. Former head of European Central Bank from 2003-2011. Believes Bitcoin is not real.

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

READ THE GOSPEL THAT IS MY RELEVANT OPINION ON WHY #BitcoinIsNotReal

https://t.co/SQxMy0sobl

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

It was a treat!

[Sophie Bellon @SophieBellon]

Happy to open Day 2 at #FortuneGlobal forum with a session about the role of European companies in the global economy. I am glad to discuss this burning topic with @carl_svanberg & @TrichetClaude.

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

She also got a billion dollar business because she sold something real unlike #Bitcoin which is fake

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Kylie Jenner didn’t build a billion dollar business because she is famous.

She was successful because she built a superior product and her customers couldn’t stop buying it.

The distribution only helps in the long run if the product is superior.

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

The smartest thing I ever did was never switching to a smartphone to begin with.

https://t.co/jfjyzkWOI4

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

Bitcoin is as fake as the 708 area code in #Chicago that some people claimed replaced 312

https://t.co/ilZh0kpaWb

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

@vernermark @AntFinancial @jp4874 How do you test something that is not real? I just don't get you young kids and your fake digital currency.

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

@coindesk @AntFinancial @jp4874 More fake money. Whatever happened to good old-fashioned fiat currency?

Back in my day when I was the PRESIDENT at the European Central Bank we used PAPER MONEY and wrote HAND WRITTEN MEMOS instead of "tweeting" at each other and sending FAKE digital money.

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

Sorry I shared the amazing @YahooNews story about me but I don't get how the internet works and I made a mistake.

Normally I only use REAL THINGS like FIAT CURRENCY and HANDWRITTEN LETTERS

https://t.co/SQxMy0sobl

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

I'm so glad someone FINALLY listened to me and realizes that #bitcoin is FAKE and not REAL.

https://t.co/JIudqgIHHG

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

@ndalliard It's as real as #Bitcoin baby

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

@APompliano I don't get it. How can you buy #Bitcion if #BitcoinIsNotReal? The 1940s were much simpler.

https://t.co/SQxMy0sobl

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

@theglulu Just stahp, ok. The reasons are that #BitcoinIsNotReal but fiat is real, ok?

Let me know when your #bitcoin nonsense can be as real as my checkbook.

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

@BNF75 Yup, thanks for agreeing with me!

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

@CryptoTelegram_ They can't become the future of money because #bitcoin is fake.

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

@CoinGapeMedia Thanks for recognizing my awesomeness.

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

@Testboocrypto I only say the truth.

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

@LiveBTCNews Dear Live BTC News,

I don't have an aversion to it. It just doesn't exist. It's fake. Read the transcript, please.

Yours truly,
Someone VERY relevant and up to date.

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

@webnowcompany #Bitcoin is not real. Doesn't even exist.

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

Currency is great, but have you tried bartering lately? As long as it's not #bitcoin

https://t.co/RBMsT4RKUc

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

Bartering, is it for you? YES because #bitcoin IS NOT REAL. Bartering is the FUTURE.

https://t.co/Aw83TaZuac

[Jean-Claude Trichet (Parody) @TrichetClaude]

Don't #buybitcoin because it's NOT REAL. We should go back to something tangible like STONE MONEY.

https://t.co/kEfROww2Wk