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Move slowly, wrap precious things in bubble wrap.

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@johnredwood There may be no world price but you sure as hell will see price increases when everyone who was supplied by a LNG tanker comes knocking on the door of the owner of the gas feeding that pipe...

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@Feargal_Sharkey It says that they got a good deal for customers of companies who did not appeal. And that the CMA are a soft touch!

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@RupertLowe10 @wesstreeting Please euthanise yourself, you disgusting scumbag.

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@JamesCleverly The Boris/Tory scheme that cost £700m and didnt deport anyone because it was found to be massively illegal... but yeah, Labour's fault, right?

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@BellaWallerstei Yes - you dont get a taxpayer subsidy for churning out wax jacketed freaks called Tarquin. IDGAF what Germany does.

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@BellaWallerstei You are going to be hella mad when you discover about this tax we have called VAT - charged on post-income-tax spending. Double taxationnnnn!

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@dieworkwear TL:DR we have crummier billionaires

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@thameswater You say everyone should have water in OX3 now but we have precisely zero running through our taps. A bit euphemistic to describe this as 'low pressure'

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@KemiBadenoch The full force of the law must come down on NETANYAHU and his cabinet of genoicide-perpetrating freaks!!!

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@TomLondon6 @BBCNews Because they have bought the lie that to bring up the Israel lobby is an antisemitic trope.

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@julianHjessop Well, that is their official line at least! ;-)

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@White_Ghost187 Fake af

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@robprogressive Rob Mooreism: Your mum is a cow and gives birth to a twat whose gash posts make the baby Jesus cry.

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@andrew_lilico I cant fathom this - she is electoral toxic waste and a walking gaffe machine. Disowning is 100% the savvy choice

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@KemiBadenoch Hi Kemi - can you tell us what animal spirit we need to channel? I tried to channel my inner honey badger but it made me attack my neighbour and chew his left bollock off. Is there another tamer animal you could recommend?

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@TfLWatch I never see this stuff - video comes across fake. Who funds you?

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@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Such a grim list of flag shagging totalitarian wank fantasies - glad you will be signing on at the dole office soon once you get dumped by your wealthy paymasters...

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@LoyalistPa @Channel4News LMAO

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@andrew_lilico How are you defining the end of childhood here? Moving out? Marriage? Something else?

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@Keir_Starmer @paulmasonnews Why are you rolling out the red carpet for a Monaco based tax avoider?