Afro ⚔️ Samurai

I like to say stupid stuff sometimes 🔱

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Days after bee venom was found to kill cancer…

[𝐗𝐈𝐕🐿 @EvaPeach338101]

bitches spend $30 on a nigga & swear she had his back thru it all

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[Heinz @Snowmannequin]

bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise

[Afro ⚔️ Samurai @TridentWars]

@WhiteHouse Mf got booed to sleep

[Afro ⚔️ Samurai @TridentWars]

Used to be considered cool spy equipment and now every annoying zoomer has them

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unpopular opinion: eyeglasses that can record video shouldn’t exist.

[a @a8065287968522]

dudes be like big things coming then kill themselves

[Afro ⚔️ Samurai @TridentWars]

@CalltoActivism She flinched when he went to get up 😬

[autist @litteralyme0]

Mom: “You're a disappointment”
Boss: “You're fired”
Bartender: “Welcome back sir”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Uncanny Cassandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @UncannySp1der]

Notice what major cast member is excluded 👀

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how it actually feels going to the movies by yourself

[autist @litteralyme0]

“I like being alone” mfs debating every night if living is really worth it and if love is even an option

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Boomers be like, “Just walk into the office and ask for a job.”

The office: locked
The recruiter: AI
The interview: automated
The job posting: fake
The rejection email: instant
Your data: sold

[seosamh 🇵🇸 @dayglowj0e]

for forty years there were just six star wars films. at one point, something new from star wars had an air of mystery about it. then disney took over and churned out so much shit in a decade that no one cares anymore.

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Disney Executives watching a $750,000 R-Rated Horror movie outperform their $165M Star Wars blockbuster

[DML | DurableManLecture📃 @DurableMLecture]

When the devil wants to destroy a man he comes in the form of a whore.

[Allyson @ABQBearsGrl89]

I can't believe 77M fucking morons put us through this shit twice.

[Afro ⚔️ Samurai @TridentWars]

@RT_com

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

"Ojalá que nuestros hijos hereden tus ojos"

2 años después:

"¿Desea eliminar las 8.167 fotos?"