TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧

a lovely #band who sing #songs about all kinds of #nonsense beautifully. Heartbreaking & ridiculous in equal measure......

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

.... and on the 8th day, God said "fuck it! We'll have some triflepipe!"

#newband #music #newcastle #launch #new #ridiculous #lindisfarne

[mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans]

Check out these subtitles... 😂 #c4 #tv #FirstDates ET is not a terrorist!

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

Didn't we have a lovely time the day we butchered sooty?

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

@Anthspeak pudsey the dog. Dead.

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

Triflepipe played lindisfarne..... people liked it a bit too much.... we may have to continue the nonsense...... x #newband #lindisfarne

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

A tiny percentage of the population will get this mid 90's hip hop reference...... #beastieboys https://t.co/Vt6DHmxfFp

[Anthony J Roberts @Anthspeak]

#MyPartyFauxPas
When I stuck my dick in the mash potato I found out that it wasn't gonna be that type of party

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

Grass on an asp. Dish out some justice...
#bigjohnnymango

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

How did we feel after dropping that e ?
We felt like triflepip 😊

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

So we are playing @lindisfarnefest on Friday evening.. it's gonna be a proper weird set! Don't expect fireworks,expect a couple of sparklers

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

Eggs are fucking weird things to eat. Full stop.
#eggs

[mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans]

@Limericking @mutalabala
Limerick in a tweet is an art
Content is only a part,
Keep your tweet sweet
Think on your feet,
& count words befo

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

'Sponky' https://t.co/lfZaqtyreB

[Ginger Wildheart @GingerWildheart]

Will you retweet this poster, with a one line header describing @XXMUTATIONXX in your words

This should be interesting!!

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

Shellac hat sir?
No sir ree , that's a Helmut.
It's soft sir, like a cuddly underbeetle.
You tricked my mother!
Long time ago sir.
Royalty!

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

Be wise or be windy.
#proverb

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

A bucket of willies is no good to anybody. May as well put he slicer over a drain. Axl F made them do it, full moon and all that #jazz.

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

I only ever buy things with dynamic written on them.
#dynamic #purchasingpolicy

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

I'm not keen on Dave Grohl , I prefer Dave Whelk (from the foof fighters).Actions peep longer than Kurds. Response comes before a wet tickle

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

@CAA_Official
The goodies
Gong
Goose Springsteen
Gina G
German world cup squad featuring the village people

We are men of fine taste 😂

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

Freddy Kruger was bald. Think on.

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

A whistle says peep, any day of the week. Think on, crew cut posse.

[TRIFLEPIPE 🎉🎎🎸🍧 @TRIFLEPIPE]

@Anthspeak @thewhippetbeans @lindisfarnefest spunky Ghandi gets legless and decicycles round in his overalls.