Triggered Liberals

Triggering liberal sheep who believe every CNN headline daily.

[Triggered Liberals @TriggeredLibs]

I spent a week defending Charlie Kirk from false accusations. Now I’ll spend a week defending Mormons against anti Christian rhetoric.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 The full manifesto of WHCD gunman Cole Allen has been obtained by the New York Post. Key takeaways:

- A 31-year-old California teacher who described himself as "half-black, half-white"
- Sent the 1,052-word document to family 10 minutes before the attack
- Targeted Trump administration officials by rank, explicitly excluded Kash Patel
- Used buckshot deliberately to minimize collateral casualties
- Described Secret Service security as "actually insane" and said he walked in with multiple weapons undetected
- "If I was an Iranian agent instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed"
- Ended the manifesto: "It's awful. I want to throw up. Can't really recommend it. Stay in school, kids."

Full manifesto:

"Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.

I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Rebuttals to objections:
Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)

Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.

Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.

Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.

Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.

Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,

Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel.

Not in the event.

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.

Actually insane.

Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.

Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids."

Source: New York Post

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

This demented piece of shit was asked to refrain from making his speech political… He defied the wishes of a grieving family and went on this ridiculous racist tirade. This is fucking desperation.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: Olympic gold medalist Democrat Alysa Liu is under backlash from fans after saying she doesn’t think her dad deserves to be happy about her skating return after he spent nearly a million to make it happen.

Liu: “ I’m almost mad that he was happy “

Viewer:’ >spend 500k to 1 mil on daughters training
>gets upset when she quit
>gets happy when she starts again
>erm, he doesn’t deserve to be happy about it bc he got mad when i quit”

What a disgusting—and fat—b**ch’

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

U.S. Olympic champion Alysa Liu says she goes to BLM and anti-ICE protests with her liberal family.

“Me and my family we go to protests….a lot of climate stuff but mostly election things, BLM, Stop Asian Hate, ICE protests. A ton of that stuff.”

[Andrew Kolvet @AndrewKolvet]

This newly released body cam footage from the March 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace shows the insane resistance Trump faced from day one.

As Edward Coristine (aka Big Balls) told Jesse Watters last year, this was the “least peaceful” of all the agencies to deal with, and that it used taxpayer funds for private jets, an armory filled with weapons, and contracts with the former members of the Taliban (!!)

These are grown adults in full meltdown mode because they realized the gravy train was coming to an end. They referred to lawful orders as "jackbooted police state actions" while refusing to vacate the premises after President Trump issued an order firing them and sending in his DOGE team to clean house.

What you see in this video isn’t democracy, it’s an insight into how wild and entitled the DC swamp had grown.

Even the officers who were on the scene to ensure order became impatient after realizing these defiant bureaucrats weren't even USIP employees when one said, "we're their lawyers" who were trying to regain access to "classified information" pertaining to "other cases" outside of USIP’s purview.

George Foote, one of the lawyers there, even pushed to have Trump officials arrested as "unauthorized intruders."

Elon Musk later revealed on X that USIP's chief accountant attempted to wipe over a terabyte of financial data in a desperate cover-up - but DOGE recovered it, and it's now with the DOJ for review.

Unelected ideologues fleecing taxpayer dollars shouldn't block the people's choice. This is what draining the swamp looks like, and it’s horrifying just how out of control it had all become.

H/T: Footage FOIA’d by Marisa Kabas at The Handbasket Co.

[Ejaaz @cryptopunk7213]

the fucking wildest 7 days in U.S. defense history

- pentagon revealed they used Claude to capture venezuelan president Maduro

- pentagon demands anthropic gives them unadulterated access to claude for mass surveillance and autonomous killing weapons

- anthropic says “fuck you”

- trump blacklists them calling them woke pussies, Pete Hegseth designates them a “supply-chain risk”

- Openai swoops in with better terms stealing anthropic’s deal, securing ChatGPT as the military’s preferred ai model.

*5 hours later*

- U.S. starts war with Iran and kills supreme leader Khameini

insane timeline.

[Jonathan Haidt @JonHaidt]

Peter Thiel confirms that tech execs generally place severe restrictions on tech use by their own children.

His limit for his kids: 1.5 hours per week.
(kids were 3.5 and 5 at the time)

As we say in The Amazing Generation, the "tech wizards" want YOUR kids to spend all day.

[Jawwwn @jawwwn_]

Peter Thiel on screen time for kids:
“If you ask executives of social media companies how much screen time they let their kids have— there’s probably an interesting critique one could make.”

@andrewrsorkin: “What do you do?”

Thiel: “An hour and a half a week.”

*audience gasps*

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 HAWAII CAR RENTALS HIT $3,000 FOR FOUR DAYS — TOURIST BUYS A CAR FOR $800 INSTEAD

A group of guys land in Kona and pull up rental prices… nearly $3,000 with taxes for just four days. That's more than their Airbnb.

Instead of paying it, one of them jumps on Facebook Marketplace, finds a beat up Mazda for around $800, and buys it on the spot. He films everything. The rental quotes, the listing, the cash exchange, and the keys in hand.

The plan? Drive it all week and give it away before flying home.

When renting a car costs almost four times what buying one does, something’s off.

Is this supply and demand or does this look like price gouging?

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

🚨 Les Wexner just CONFIRMED that Epstein worked for the ROTHSCHILD FAMILY—the architects of the Federal Reserve—as well as Jeff Bezos & Google.

His lawyer then leaned in and said: "I will f*cking kiII you if you answer another question with more than 5 words."

Umm WHAT?!? 😳😬

[Phil Holloway ✈️ @PhilHollowayEsq]

So Mark Kelly says Savannah Guthrie called him before the public even knew Nancy Guthrie was missing

Hmmm…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Bannon is evil

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

Here it is:

Jan. 6—Capitol Police cuffed one of Christopher Wray’s 274+ undercover FBI agents, then brought him aside, where they happily uncuffed him and fist-bumped him. Mission accomplished.

📝Why haven’t @FBIDirectorKash and @AGPamBondi release the rest of the tapes?

[Triggered Liberals @TriggeredLibs]

@SpencerHakimian Wow. The states with sanctuary cities are the ones ICE is focused on. Surprise surprise.

[Triggered Liberals @TriggeredLibs]

@BillieRenee1977 @johnnymaga Are you dumb Billie. That literally makes no sense.

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

Bar manager handles rude lib harassing staff over the TPUSA halftime show playing in the bar:

“Why aren’t you playing Bad Bunny?”

“Because I put this halftime show on…”

“I’m going to put this on my social media.”

“Good. It’ll give me some customers.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Purposefully turning off the halftime show

Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences

(which equals viewership for them)

You are their benefit. Realize you have power.

Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

Having Bad Bunny do the Super Bowl halftime show ENTIRELY in Spanish, in the United States is like playing the national anthem in Chinese at the World Series or replacing hot dogs on the 4th of July with tofu. It’s just not right. @NFL disrespected the fans and the country.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Pro-ICE commercial airs at Super Bowl 60

[Triggered Liberals @TriggeredLibs]

@cabot_phillips Speak the official language of the country. We doing Chinese next year?