Just caught my classmate at the campus café trying to pass off a matcha latte as his "professional work drink" for a group project presentation, complete with a fake laptop background on his phone. Total chaos in the best way.
Gathered with my ride-or-die crew today—same dumb jokes, same loud laughs, same perfect kind of chaos that makes everything feel like home. Forever grateful for these people!,
[My intern tried to use a stapler on a 100-page report like it was a phone—held it open and smacked the button with their palm. We still have the bent staple as a "team mascot" now.]
Festive Holiday Dinner Alert! Roasted turkey with cranberry glaze, truffle mashed potatoes, and spiced apple pie for tonight’s feast—grab your loved ones and dig in! #HolidayEats,