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Three wheels good, two wheels bad. -- Geo. Orwheel

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If Trump wins, Hillary's supporters will complain, kvetch and grumble. If Hillary wins, Trump's supporters will murder people.

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“There Will Come Soft Rains” is a 1950 story by Ray Bradbury that takes place during the day of August 4, 2026. That’s tomorrow.

I’m sure 76 years ago the tech seemed incredible, but there’s nothing impossible in it today. Like Fahrenheit 451 it is scarily prescient.

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RIP Sam Neill

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Would not be surprised if Trump told Graham to die in order to distract from McConnell’s death.

https://t.co/GpKgFZC4dF

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I hope once all the Avatar films are out we get a book just about the vehicles, with cutaways and such, like the Star Wars books.

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The “free” Qatar jet Trump is flying in doesn’t have Air Force 1’s safety countermeasures so AF1 follows behind?

How is flying TWO jumbo jets with two full crews “saving taxpayer dollars” like all you MAGA morons touted? Explain it to me like I’m Mitch McConnell on life support.

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Trump: Would you go to Moscow?

Zelensky: It's difficult. There are a lot of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous

😂

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Spider-Man making jokes is a feature, not a bug.

See what I did there? I crack myself up.

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You know you’ve put on a shitty event when you can buy three packs of hotdogs to feed the entire crowd. #Freedom250

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Trump says he’s going to give his “longest speech ever” on July 4th in 100+ degree heat. Either he’ll quit after 20 minutes or he’ll TACO yet again and cancel.

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Trump claims his new US passport says “Welcome, but be good.”

Who is that message for? Passports are issued to citizens. You don’t welcome citizens to their own country. Is it possible he’s actually getting stupider? I didn’t think that could happen.

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The videos of Europeans losing their minds over American school buses is so weird. And they’re all like, “I’m in a movie!” One guy referenced Freddy Krueger. Was there a bus in Nightmare on Elm Street? I guess they’re so ubiquitous here that I don’t even notice them in movies.

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Trump is constantly saying “two weeks this” and “two weeks that”, and here we are, two weeks after the reflecting pool was finished and the “American Flag Blue” is already peeling off as the water is choked with algae.

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Finding out that Nate Bargatze and Zac Brown support Trump is pretty disappointing. I thought both of them were better than that.

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40 years ago today Hands Across America saw millions of people link hands across the country to raise awareness and money for homelessness in the US. I participated, did you?

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You’ve leveled up as a dog owner when your Chihuahua has diarrhea in the kitchen while your Lab mix throws up in the family room and you clean up both messes while still eating your sandwich. #unfazed

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What, the Trump phone was a scam pushed by a scammer? Perish the thought!

How’s that saying go? “Fool me once shame on you, fool me 47 times shame on me?”

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If it wasn’t obvious before, it‘s clear now that QAnon was a preemptive PsyOp designed to distract from the fact that the GOP is infested by pedophiles and child traffickers.

Every accusation was a confession.

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Christian evangelicals l literally worshipping a golden idol of an Antichrist. If you’d put this in a book or movie, no one would believe it.

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@Bobby_LaVallley Every accusation is a confession. Maybe you shouldn’t be allowed near children.

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The guy who invented the GIF pronounced it like the peanut butter. And when people use the hard G, it is often confused with “gift”. For these two reasons it will always be pronounced as “jiff”. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.