Austin

I like lifting weights and eating cake.

[Austin @Trillessio]

@JamesCageWhite Very cruel fate 😔

[Austin @Trillessio]

Strong correlation between cutoff hoodies and main character syndrome.

[Austin @Trillessio]

Not to get political, but Peeps are an exceptional Easter candy.

[Austin @Trillessio]

Brock Purdy is the definition of mid.

[Austin @Trillessio]

Scotcheroos might be the most overrated food item of the 21st century, absolute D tier snack.

[Austin @Trillessio]

I do not associate with anyone who wears Bass Pro Shop trucker hats.

[Austin @Trillessio]

Never trust a guy wearing a vest.

[Austin @Trillessio]

@tim_olejniczak Do you eat them plain??

[Austin @Trillessio]

Why are baked potatoes popular?? Absolute trash food.

[Austin @Trillessio]

I don't believe that the Easter Bunny is real.

[Austin @Trillessio]

@JamesCageWhite You good bro??

[Austin @Trillessio]

Truly incredible how the Fed has somehow found a way to not slow inflation and crash the banking system at the same time.

[Austin @Trillessio]

The worst part about the Packers loss is that we have to watch the Seahawks play another week.

[Austin @Trillessio]

I hate winter.

[Austin @Trillessio]

@JamesCageWhite Fate can be so unfair...

[Austin @Trillessio]

@tim_olejniczak L

[Austin @Trillessio]

Getting random texts to vote for a candidate, 10 times a day, makes a day makes me less like to vote for said candidate.

[Austin @Trillessio]

@tim_olejniczak You don't deserve Kirk 😔

[Austin @Trillessio]

@JamesCageWhite I will not wish you a happy birthday.