Trina Hedgpeth

Trying to be pithy, mainly ending up being simply sarcastic.

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

Oh yeah, I have a Twitter account. I should really look into accessing this more than once a year.

[Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion]

If you are in the left lane on the freeway and people are passing you on the right, that means you're an asshole.

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

Watching House Hunters for the first time in way too long. Love that show!

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

Banana bread, it's what's for dinner!

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

I'm realizing that there is no point to the Netflix DVD's. I think I'm going to go with simply streaming. Who's with me!?

[Gearwhipped @gearwhipped]

Share your gear, learn about gear, find other musicians http://t.co/wNxQCds

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

My good friend told me tonight as we were pants shopping that a pair I liked gave me cameltoe. Now that's a good friend!

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

Feeling inordinately proud that I just had a tweet that was exactly 140 characters. #Smallvictories

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

The daughter will be gone for 5 days at "Camp Uncle Marc and Aunt Laura." A little slice of heaven. TV will be watched without interruption.

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

My chances of getting hit by lightning go up significantly every time there is a thunderstorm.

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

@devanieangel Chico is that much hotter, now that you are back in town!

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

Excessively long guitar solos make me nervous.

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

@gearwhipped Yes, it is the best song, and this is why . . . the na, na, na, na, na, na's.

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

My daughter and a friend are terrorizing the cats. I'd intervene, except I feel they deserve it, after what they did to my favorite bra.

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

Hello to my one follower! Sorry for the lack of quality tweets. Perhaps it shall come with time . . .

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

Who says a resume has to be dry and boring. I'm spicing mine up! But I swear everything is true!

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

What is it about contracts that make the brains fall out of my head. I could never be a lawyer. Or completely unrelated, a tow truck driver.

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

I'm 40 years old and I don't know what I'm doing. Is this typical?

[Glen Weldon @ghweldon]

Guilty feet, famously, ain't got no rhythm. This is why I suspect my feet have been cheating on me for over 30 years.

[Trina Hedgpeth @TrinaHedgpeth]

@gearwhipped Best love song is Adele Someone Like You. It breaks my heart. It works for a breakup too.