Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE)

13+ years old or GTFO. Skullgirls/Multiversal/Political Satire Role-Play. Read the pinned tweet. Open DMs. Unblocking fee. Frequent all-caps. All pronouns okay.

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

We hold this pinned tweet to be self-evident, so grab a cup of covfefe and buckle up!

Double: https://t.co/oNcZFb4lCp
Banner Pic: Aden Phoenix (https://t.co/YTozEZCbar)
AVI: GuardianAngel-Chan (https://t.co/qKWhHdnZGS)
Making Canopy Kingdom Great Again: RIGHT-WINGDINGS!

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[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@Jennings4God You get partial credit.

https://t.co/LBcjWueVtU

Still, an intelligent designer would have given you a better counter than splitting hairs. It's as if you said, "The car that hit you was burnt magenta, not red!"

What does your Bible say about missing the point completely?

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@Jennings4God "Everything goes to shit if Adam and Eve eat apples. I'll plant an apple tree in Eden and have Coily give apples away! Because that's intelligent design, and I'm intelligent, and that's what happens when the universe is created twice as hastily as the E.T. video game!"

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

{This account will likely be inactive for a while.

I don't want to try and make dead Americans funny.}

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

{My depression is high, my motivation is low, my stomach's empty, and my rage bar is full.

I'll probably spend the day posting story hooks to see if I can reignite my muse.

Here's an idea to skewer "tsundere."

https://t.co/EiM3Xc3jHv}

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

{Twitter chose the *worst* possible time to tell me that I can't follow more accounts today.

Twitter forbade me from following @Jack_Septic_Eye.

There it is. Concrete proof that there is no God. Cut me a check, atheist hunters.}

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

Reminder, humans!

When you come to the Grand Cathedral in the Canopy Kingdom, TURN YOUR CELLPHONES OFF!

If you leave them on vibrate, it's difficult for me to maintain a disguise when I keep shaking!

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE SHOGGOTHS?!?

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@KummersTim Sign on, Great Gacksby!

Remember when all 300 million Americans died?

Sean Hammity rose from the dead to blame Hillary's emails.

Note that this didn't affect the release of "Five Nights at Freddy's 27: I Know You're All Dead, but JUMP SCARE!"

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@NielsKeira @Stevetbristol Human, you might want to double-check the "romance" section of your movie catalog.

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@nillythesquid @Jadaraki_Coser Which one?

If you're referring to Yahweh, he's Chaotic Neutral on his best day.

The Trinity, on the other hand... they're DAMN GOOD. Especially Aeon, rockin' those holy hot pants!

Can I get an Amen? To twerk is human, but to funky is divine!

[✧ᴍᴀᴘʟᴇ✧ @maplekeurig]

[comm] chel💋

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@arnie_may I'll take "something," human.

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@Layeyez You do-gooders are running out of unique powers!

"Oh, no! Flowers! I've been rendered FRAGNANT! CURSE YOU, FEBREZE MAN!"

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@ResistsSerena Damn straight!

The politically-correct term is THOTUS!

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@EmptyDeity @DTJAAAAM [shifts to nun mode]

My child, none of us get to choose when the time comes for me to gulp you whole, chew you for 2 weeks (to prevent spooch-aches, of course), and continue plotting the downfall of your civilization.

Make the most of your time. Meditate and marinate.

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@noaccountlurker @Ketih_the_Yeti Yes, but the great thing about being a shapeshifter is that I can morph into something else until the fatigue goes away.

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

Tentacle beasts are not your waifus
Tentacle beasts are not your waifus
Tentacle beasts are not your waifus
Tentacle beasts are not your waifus
Tentacle beasts are not your waifus
Tentacle beasts are not your waifus
Tentacle beasts are not your waifus

[Megan Shipman @18moptop]

voice actors are not your waifus
voice actors are not your waifus
voice actors are not your waifus
voice actors are not your waifus
voice actors are not your waifus
voice actors are not your waifus

[Joanna / Jojo 🌱 @JoJoWentBananas]

I wanted to draw a Nekomata for a while now but had no idea for a design, so it looks like baby's first OC. but you know what, i kinda like her. so im gonna keep it like that

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@VoiceofRita The announcer of @Skullgirls!

Also, some of the VAs! Google "Skullfaced."

I DID NOT HAVE INEBRIATED RELATIONS WITH THAT ACTRESS!

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

@HoodlumRIP @____Roar____ And they're right! And since they're all Hollywood types, you can ignore everything... that... they...

[long pause]

...yeah, I know that onlt silly Libs think before tweeting. But right now, I *really* wish it were non-partisan.

[Neoconservative Double (INACTIVE) @TriniTeaPartier]

#TheLastTimeIWentToTheMall the security guards at the Food Court had the audacity to claim that humans were not on the menu!

0 stars out of 5! Will not return!